From the "Have you ever Observed" Dept.???

• Posted by Traci Lee O'Gara April 5, 2014 1,307 views
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  Ever been in traffic that crawls around a Mall or shopping center parking lot, or any cross walk for that matter?  I'm out daily doing grocery shopping or running errands and pretty much always am presenting female...funny things I have noticed while stuck in the usual mass of cars and people coming and going and maybe you've noticed the same things????
  
  OK...when presenting andro or male, when guys cross the street or from their cars to the store front, they usually just walk their guy walk and dilly dally in their efforts.
  BUT, when femme, I notice guys noticing me and they generally take two "forms" while crossing.
  
  The first is "The Sprinter"!!!!  This is the guy who pulls up his jeans and moves into track man mode and pumps his arms and darts across the road as if to say to me, "yeah, I'm a physical specimen worth your time"...it's usually a guy past 40 or so who probably only has moved like that in the past decade or two to hit the bathroom quickly when his bloated belly tells him "it's time" and he's like 400 yards from the nearest toilet!  LOL  I always smile and acknowledge them for they are trying soooo hard!  I just love his hustle!!!! (smile)
  
  The second is "The Hulk"!!!!!  This is the guy who has alligator arms, a tummy bearing triplets, and usually has his shirt sleeves rolled up or cut off at the shoulder muscles.  He will usually look over, puff out his chest, pull those 'gator arms back, and strut like a wet rooster across the front of your car in a pace often described as "slow".  He is preening for you and wants you to know he "still has it and maybe you ought to find out"!  I usually give them a sarcastic smirk that can best be described as a condescending, beee-atch stare that can ice a pot of boiling water!  Oh, the hurt and disappointment they exhibit when they see my lack of lust!  (grin)  I would rather pluck my nose hairs out with a fish hook that ever be in the same air space as them!  (smile)
  
  How about any of you????  Ever run across these guys?  If not, put on some lipstick, brush your hair, and drive to the nearest Wal-mart...I swear the store stocks these two types of men!  (smile)  
  
  Traci xoxo