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    Post them, girls!!! My first batch:

    "Listen. You smell that?" Ghostbusters

    "Isn't your voice a little high for a lesbian?" Torch Song Trilogy

    "Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips." The Blues Brothers

    "You sure you like boys?" "Soft centers, hard centers. I like ALL the chocolates in the box." Kissing Jessica Stein

    "My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul." Transamerica

    "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." Rounders

    "Stay on here with the Wizard and all those creepy pals of yours and you'll never have to know." Absolute Beginners

    "OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true." Garden State

    "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks." "In a row?" Clerks

    "He likes to screw girls in a very uncomfortable place." "You mean like the back seat of a VW?" Mallrats

    "Men need to believe that they're Marco Fukcing Polo when it comes to sex." Chasing Amy

    "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air." Dogma

    "It sounds kind of half baked, son." "Oh no, it's fully baked." The Graduate

    "Well, he fukcs like he pitches - sorta all over the place." Bull Durham

    "You're ashamed of us, but we're not ashamed of you. As long as you go down on your Banana Republican knees and suck dick, you're my sisters, and I love you. And fukc off!" Flawless

    "God hates homos." "You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals?" "And the French." "God hates the French?" "Everyone hates the French." Latter Days


    I am the itch, after it was scratched.
      September 20, 2010 7:46 PM BST
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  • "You're dethpickable!" - Sylvester the cat.
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  • " You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"......the ORIGINAL Italian Job.



    Lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Anna-Marie
    "When the world gets in my face i say HAVE A NICE DAY"
      September 20, 2010 10:42 PM BST
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  • " Are you the Judean people's front?"....." f**k off, we're the people's front of Judea"......The Life of Brian.



    lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Anna-Marie
    "When the world gets in my face i say HAVE A NICE DAY"
      September 20, 2010 10:48 PM BST
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  • "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"???
    (The Germans????)
    ("don't stop him now...he's on a roll"

    Animal House
    <p>Traci</p>
      September 20, 2010 10:53 PM BST
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  • I was about to post a quote but forgot how censored the site was so ill not bother
      September 21, 2010 12:04 AM BST
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  • Not sure which film, might be Pricilla Queen of the Desert but it was about some trannies on a coach trip and when they stopped at a bar a really big dyke looking woman laid into one of the girls and the tranny turned round and said...

    "Put a stick of dynamite up it love cos it'll be the only bang you'll ever get"
    Just an ordinary girl finding her way in this strange life. - What will it take to get everyone to realise that everyone else is also a human being that deserves just as much respect? - How does someone tell their doctor they have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? - When I was a student I specialised in Alcopology. It always starts with Alco and always ends with pology. - Waiter! There's a hare in my rabbit pie!
      September 21, 2010 12:19 AM BST
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    I like where you're headed, Penny!!
    I am the itch, after it was scratched.
      September 21, 2010 12:22 AM BST
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  • "Max.......He's wearing a dress!" - Leo Bloom. The Producers.
      September 21, 2010 12:28 AM BST
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  • 'Doh' Homer Simpson.

    and for .................... eat my shorts, Bart simpson
      September 21, 2010 12:46 AM BST
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    1017
    Hi Zoe,
    Here's a few:

    "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

    "Plastics."

    "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

    "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

    "Soylent Green is people!"

    "A martini. Shaken, not stirred."

    "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

    "No wire hangers, ever!"

    "Stella! Hey, Stella!"

    "Well, nobody's perfect."

    "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

    "It's alive! It's alive!"

    "A boy's best friend is his mother."

    "Go ahead, make my day"

    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

    "Rosebud."

    "Who's on First?"

    "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

    "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."

    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

    "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

    "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

    "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

    "I'll have what she's having."

    "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

    If you're a true movie fan, you won't need me to tell you the titles....
    Best,
    Melody
























    <p><span style="color: #800080;">Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola</span> - Ray Davies, The Kinks</p> <p><span style="color: #3366ff;">(S)he's a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction</span> - Kris Kristofferson</p>
      September 21, 2010 1:45 AM BST
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  • 252
    Hey Mel. OK, I'll bite. I'll try to get them all without any help...

    1. The Wizard of Oz

    2. Gone With the Wind.

    3. The Graduate

    4. Sunset Boulevard

    5.King Kong

    6. Soylent Green

    7. Any James Bond movie

    8. Casablanca

    9. Mommy Dearest

    10. A Streetcar Named Desire

    11. Some Like it Hot

    12. Any Laurel and Hardy movie

    13. Frankenstein

    14. Psycho

    15. Sudden Impact

    16. Apocalypse Now

    17. Citizen Kane

    18. The Naughty Ninties

    19. 2001: A Space Odyssey

    20. Chinatown

    21. Dr. Strangelove

    22. Wall Street

    23. All About Eve

    24. The Silence of the Lambs

    25. When Harry Met Sally

    26. Animal Crackers

    Z
    I am the itch, after it was scratched.
      September 21, 2010 2:17 AM BST
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    1017
    Hi Zoe,

    I'm impressed, you do know your movies.

    7. Goldfinger

    12. Sons of the Desert

    I think these were the earliest times these oft repeated lines were used, but I could be wrong.

    You even got my ringer, The Naughty Nineties

    Best,
    Melody
    <p><span style="color: #800080;">Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola</span> - Ray Davies, The Kinks</p> <p><span style="color: #3366ff;">(S)he's a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction</span> - Kris Kristofferson</p>
      September 21, 2010 2:41 AM BST
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  • "Of course you'll have the decency not to tell anyone I actually spoke to you?" - Old lady to Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles.
      September 21, 2010 5:57 AM BST
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    "I MADE IT MA!! TOP OF THE WORLD!!" White Heat

    "The Nazi's wore grey, you wore blue." Casablanca

    "Until you do right by me, anything you even think about doing is gonna fail." The Color Purple

    "HANGIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!! BURNIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!! HE SHOULD BE CHOPPED INTO LITTLE BITS AND PIECES AND BURIED ALIVE!!" Heavy Metal

    "Give my best to Alison and the twins." "Triplets" "Triplets? My, how time flies." Brazil

    Z
    I am the itch, after it was scratched.
      September 21, 2010 2:48 PM BST
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    1017
    Hi Girls,
    Here's a few that might be familiar:

    1.
    We've decided to take Ludo to a psychologist. That will fix him.
                    
    2.
    Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
    Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
      
    3.
    I hate my life.
    I hate your life, too.
            
    4.
    It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen!      

    5.
    You're gonna cut your dick off for Jesus?
    They don't "cut it off!" It just becomes an innie instead of an outtie.               

    Best,
    Melody


    1. Ma vie en rose
    2.Shrek 2
    3. Boys Don't Cry
    4. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
    5. Transamerica
    <p><span style="color: #800080;">Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola</span> - Ray Davies, The Kinks</p> <p><span style="color: #3366ff;">(S)he's a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction</span> - Kris Kristofferson</p>
      September 25, 2010 10:43 PM BST
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  • "And this is my problem how? Oh, that's right it isn't my problem"

    THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
    "A live lived in fear is a life half-lived." - Native American proverb. "Inside every man is a woman who was drowned in testosterone before birth". - Wendy Jeanette Larsen "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you're not." - Andre Gide (French writer)
      September 26, 2010 3:26 AM BST
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    Hedwig!!! It's a car wash ladies and gentlemen!! Gawd, that was SUCH a good movie!! Next group of mine:

    "I've been...working out." Superman II

    "Don't quit your gay job." Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang

    "Want a free Big Stick, Mister?" Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams

    "His name isn't Spiderpig anymore, it's Harry Plopper." The Simpsons

    "Hey man, there's a beverage involved!!" The Big Lebowski

    "It's a terrible thing to live in a world without the laughter of children." Children of Men

    "Of course you realize, I AM the ocean." The Salton Sea

    "If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?" Breakfast on Pluto

    "Excuse me. Can you help a fellow American down on his luck?" The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

    "You know. Something for the kids." The Hudsucker Proxy

    "A lot of us wanted to play. Ty Cobb wanted to play, but we all hated him so much when he was alive, we told him to stick it!!" Field of Dreams

    "Saigon. Sh1t. I was still just in Saigon." Apocalypse Now

    "You just survived the apocalypse, what are you going to do now?" "I'm going to Pacific Playland!!" Zombieland

    "Did ya ever pick your teeth up off the floor with broken fingers?" The Crying Game

    "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" Reservoir Dogs

    Z
    I am the itch, after it was scratched.
      September 26, 2010 3:46 AM BST
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  • Zoe - White Heat a movie whose name I can never remember . But the scene at the end - where I think that quote comes from - is just so unforgettable.

    rose
      September 26, 2010 10:51 AM BST
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    Rose, scrawl up a ways. I used a quote from White Heat in an earlier post in this thread. the "TOP OF THE WORLD MA!!" one. LOL

    Z
    I am the itch, after it was scratched.
      September 26, 2010 3:05 PM BST
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    1017
    HI Zoe,

    Here's another one from White Heat:

    "You wouldn't kill me in cold blood, would ya?"
    "No, I'll let ya warm up a little."

    Best,
    Melody
    <p><span style="color: #800080;">Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola</span> - Ray Davies, The Kinks</p> <p><span style="color: #3366ff;">(S)he's a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction</span> - Kris Kristofferson</p>
      September 26, 2010 4:13 PM BST
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  • 252
    I say keep the "tough guy" movies coming...

    "All right, fellas... let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could." Angels With Dirty Faces

    "Charlie's a prince of the Seminole Nation. His ancestors go back to the gods. He sells sea shells by the sea shore." Key Largo

    "Yeah, they'll have to build him a special noose to get that swelled head of his through." Little Caesar

    "I'd like to see him get plastered like that some night and drive off a cliff." The Postman Always Rings Twice

    "How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle?" Double Indemnity

    "In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention." Laura

    " I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon." The Maltese Falcon

    “How I detest the dawn. The grass always looks like it's been left out all night.” The Dark Corner

    “I do your murder. You do mine. Criss-cross.” Strangers on a Train

    "What's the matter? You look like you've been on a hayride with Dracula." This Gun's For Hire

    "Well, who but a Nazi would deny that Karl Marx was a German... because he was a Jew?" The Stranger

    Z



    I am the itch, after it was scratched.
      September 27, 2010 2:44 AM BST
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    1017
    Here's a couple, somewhat related in theme:

    You know you don't have to obey this man, Lawrence.
    Well, I'm the liaison officer, so I'm liaising.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS MR. LAWRENCE

    How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns?
    We sort of hope you'd laugh yourselves to death
    STALAG 17

    I'd say the odds against a successful escape are about 100 to one. But may I add another word, Colonel? The odds against survival in this camp are even worse.
    THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI


    Best,
    Melody
    <p><span style="color: #800080;">Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola</span> - Ray Davies, The Kinks</p> <p><span style="color: #3366ff;">(S)he's a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction</span> - Kris Kristofferson</p>
      October 1, 2010 3:07 PM BST
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  • 252
    Okay Mel, I'm up for a theme. Mine is...prison.

    "Couldn't play somethin' good, huh? Hank Williams?" "They broke the door down before I could take requests." The Shawshank Redemption

    "I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker." The Green Mile

    "I'm Litmus. Like Litmus paper. When it gets cold, my face gets blue. And when it's hot, my face gets red." Escape From Alcatraz

    "I'm a free man, and I'm going out the front door." In the Name of the Father

    Z



    I am the itch, after it was scratched.
      October 1, 2010 3:32 PM BST
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    1017
    Another theme:

    "I love you, Johnny. I've been looking in every ditch from Fresno to here hoping you was dead."
    THE WILD ONE

    "They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."
    EASY RIDER

    "You stick with me, Doc, and I'll show you the Grand Canyon!"
    "Every man has to make his mark... and yours will be on the North Wall."
    EVEL KNIEVEL

    "If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone."
    THE WORLD'S FASTEST INDIAN

    Best,
    Melody
    <p><span style="color: #800080;">Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola</span> - Ray Davies, The Kinks</p> <p><span style="color: #3366ff;">(S)he's a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction</span> - Kris Kristofferson</p>
      October 1, 2010 8:27 PM BST
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