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Zoe S
- 253 posts
September 20, 2010 7:46:08 PM BST

Post them, girls!!! My first batch:

"Listen. You smell that?" Ghostbusters

"Isn't your voice a little high for a lesbian?" Torch Song Trilogy

"Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips." The Blues Brothers

"You sure you like boys?" "Soft centers, hard centers. I like ALL the chocolates in the box." Kissing Jessica Stein

"My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul." Transamerica

"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." Rounders

"Stay on here with the Wizard and all those creepy pals of yours and you'll never have to know." Absolute Beginners

"OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true." Garden State

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks." "In a row?" Clerks

"He likes to screw girls in a very uncomfortable place." "You mean like the back seat of a VW?" Mallrats

"Men need to believe that they're Marco Fukcing Polo when it comes to sex." Chasing Amy

"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air." Dogma

"It sounds kind of half baked, son." "Oh no, it's fully baked." The Graduate

"Well, he fukcs like he pitches - sorta all over the place." Bull Durham

"You're ashamed of us, but we're not ashamed of you. As long as you go down on your Banana Republican knees and suck dick, you're my sisters, and I love you. And fukc off!" Flawless

"God hates homos." "You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals?" "And the French." "God hates the French?" "Everyone hates the French." Latter Days
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September 20, 2010 8:32:23 PM BST

"You're dethpickable!" - Sylvester the cat.
Traci Lee O'Gara
- 380 posts
September 20, 2010 10:53:53 PM BST

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"???
(The Germans????)
("don't stop him now...he's on a roll"

Animal House
Alison Bound
- 105 posts
September 21, 2010 12:04:26 AM BST

I was about to post a quote but forgot how censored the site was so ill not bother
Penny Zenny
- 870 posts
September 21, 2010 12:19:49 AM BST

Not sure which film, might be Pricilla Queen of the Desert but it was about some trannies on a coach trip and when they stopped at a bar a really big dyke looking woman laid into one of the girls and the tranny turned round and said...

"Put a stick of dynamite up it love cos it'll be the only bang you'll ever get"
Zoe S
- 253 posts
September 21, 2010 12:22:18 AM BST

I like where you're headed, Penny!!
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September 21, 2010 12:28:35 AM BST

"Max.......He's wearing a dress!" - Leo Bloom. The Producers.
Cassandra Whitehead
- 53 posts
September 21, 2010 12:46:53 AM BST

'Doh' Homer Simpson.

and for .................... eat my shorts, Bart simpson
Zoe S
- 253 posts
September 21, 2010 2:17:18 AM BST

Hey Mel. OK, I'll bite. I'll try to get them all without any help...

1. The Wizard of Oz

2. Gone With the Wind.

3. The Graduate

4. Sunset Boulevard

5.King Kong

6. Soylent Green

7. Any James Bond movie

8. Casablanca

9. Mommy Dearest

10. A Streetcar Named Desire

11. Some Like it Hot

12. Any Laurel and Hardy movie

13. Frankenstein

14. Psycho

15. Sudden Impact

16. Apocalypse Now

17. Citizen Kane

18. The Naughty Ninties

19. 2001: A Space Odyssey

20. Chinatown

21. Dr. Strangelove

22. Wall Street

23. All About Eve

24. The Silence of the Lambs

25. When Harry Met Sally

26. Animal Crackers

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September 21, 2010 5:57:22 AM BST

"Of course you'll have the decency not to tell anyone I actually spoke to you?" - Old lady to Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles.
Zoe S
- 253 posts
September 21, 2010 2:48:50 PM BST

"I MADE IT MA!! TOP OF THE WORLD!!" White Heat

"The Nazi's wore grey, you wore blue." Casablanca

"Until you do right by me, anything you even think about doing is gonna fail." The Color Purple

"HANGIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!! BURNIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!! HE SHOULD BE CHOPPED INTO LITTLE BITS AND PIECES AND BURIED ALIVE!!" Heavy Metal

"Give my best to Alison and the twins." "Triplets" "Triplets? My, how time flies." Brazil

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Zoe S
- 253 posts
September 26, 2010 3:46:02 AM BST

Hedwig!!! It's a car wash ladies and gentlemen!! Gawd, that was SUCH a good movie!! Next group of mine:

"I've been...working out." Superman II

"Don't quit your gay job." Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang

"Want a free Big Stick, Mister?" Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams

"His name isn't Spiderpig anymore, it's Harry Plopper." The Simpsons

"Hey man, there's a beverage involved!!" The Big Lebowski

"It's a terrible thing to live in a world without the laughter of children." Children of Men

"Of course you realize, I AM the ocean." The Salton Sea

"If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?" Breakfast on Pluto

"Excuse me. Can you help a fellow American down on his luck?" The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"You know. Something for the kids." The Hudsucker Proxy

"A lot of us wanted to play. Ty Cobb wanted to play, but we all hated him so much when he was alive, we told him to stick it!!" Field of Dreams

"Saigon. Sh1t. I was still just in Saigon." Apocalypse Now

"You just survived the apocalypse, what are you going to do now?" "I'm going to Pacific Playland!!" Zombieland

"Did ya ever pick your teeth up off the floor with broken fingers?" The Crying Game

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" Reservoir Dogs

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Rose Star
- 1 posts
September 26, 2010 10:51:57 AM BST

Zoe - White Heat a movie whose name I can never remember . But the scene at the end - where I think that quote comes from - is just so unforgettable.

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Zoe S
- 253 posts
September 26, 2010 3:05:38 PM BST

Rose, scrawl up a ways. I used a quote from White Heat in an earlier post in this thread. the "TOP OF THE WORLD MA!!" one. LOL

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Zoe S
- 253 posts
September 27, 2010 2:44:13 AM BST

I say keep the "tough guy" movies coming...

"All right, fellas... let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could." Angels With Dirty Faces

"Charlie's a prince of the Seminole Nation. His ancestors go back to the gods. He sells sea shells by the sea shore." Key Largo

"Yeah, they'll have to build him a special noose to get that swelled head of his through." Little Caesar

"I'd like to see him get plastered like that some night and drive off a cliff." The Postman Always Rings Twice

"How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle?" Double Indemnity

"In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention." Laura

" I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon." The Maltese Falcon

“How I detest the dawn. The grass always looks like it's been left out all night.” The Dark Corner

“I do your murder. You do mine. Criss-cross.” Strangers on a Train

"What's the matter? You look like you've been on a hayride with Dracula." This Gun's For Hire

"Well, who but a Nazi would deny that Karl Marx was a German... because he was a Jew?" The Stranger

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Zoe S
- 253 posts
October 1, 2010 3:32:19 PM BST

Okay Mel, I'm up for a theme. Mine is...prison.

"Couldn't play somethin' good, huh? Hank Williams?" "They broke the door down before I could take requests." The Shawshank Redemption

"I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker." The Green Mile

"I'm Litmus. Like Litmus paper. When it gets cold, my face gets blue. And when it's hot, my face gets red." Escape From Alcatraz

"I'm a free man, and I'm going out the front door." In the Name of the Father

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Caroline Forster
- 5 posts
October 7, 2010 1:58:09 AM BST

Two I like both from Chinatown.

Jake Gittes:A memorial service was held at the Mar Vista Inn today for Jasper Lamar Crabb. He passed away two weeks ago.
Evelyn Mulwray: Why is that unusual?
Jake Gittes: He passed away two weeks ago and one week ago he bought the land. That's unusual.

and

To tell you the truth - I lied a little.
Anna-Marie Trindall
- 2058 posts
September 20, 2010 10:42:17 PM BST

" You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"......the ORIGINAL Italian Job.

Lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Anna-Marie
Anna-Marie Trindall
- 2058 posts
September 20, 2010 10:48:36 PM BST

" Are you the Judean people's front?"....." f**k off, we're the people's front of Judea"......The Life of Brian.

lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Anna-Marie
Melody Anders
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- 1001 posts
September 21, 2010 1:45:02 AM BST

Hi Zoe,
Here's a few:

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Plastics."

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

"Soylent Green is people!"

"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"No wire hangers, ever!"

"Stella! Hey, Stella!"

"Well, nobody's perfect."

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

"It's alive! It's alive!"

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"Go ahead, make my day"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

"Rosebud."

"Who's on First?"

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"I'll have what she's having."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

If you're a true movie fan, you won't need me to tell you the titles....
Best,
Melody
Melody Anders
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- 1001 posts
September 21, 2010 2:41:28 AM BST

Hi Zoe,

I'm impressed, you do know your movies.

7. Goldfinger

12. Sons of the Desert

I think these were the earliest times these oft repeated lines were used, but I could be wrong.

You even got my ringer, The Naughty Nineties

Best,
Melody
Melody Anders
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- 1001 posts
September 25, 2010 10:43:32 PM BST

Hi Girls,
Here's a few that might be familiar:

1.
We've decided to take Ludo to a psychologist. That will fix him.

2.
Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.

3.
I hate my life.
I hate your life, too.

4.
It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen!

5.
You're gonna cut your dick off for Jesus?
They don't "cut it off!" It just becomes an innie instead of an outtie.

Best,
Melody

1. Ma vie en rose
2.Shrek 2
3. Boys Don't Cry
4. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
5. Transamerica
wendy larsen: Assistant Forums Manager
- 2503 posts
September 26, 2010 3:26:38 AM BST

"And this is my problem how? Oh, that's right it isn't my problem"

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
Melody Anders
- Moderator
- 1001 posts
September 26, 2010 4:13:36 PM BST

HI Zoe,

Here's another one from White Heat:

"You wouldn't kill me in cold blood, would ya?"
"No, I'll let ya warm up a little."

Best,
Melody
Melody Anders
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- 1001 posts
October 1, 2010 3:07:25 PM BST

Here's a couple, somewhat related in theme:

You know you don't have to obey this man, Lawrence.
Well, I'm the liaison officer, so I'm liaising.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MR. LAWRENCE

How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns?
We sort of hope you'd laugh yourselves to death
STALAG 17

I'd say the odds against a successful escape are about 100 to one. But may I add another word, Colonel? The odds against survival in this camp are even worse.
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

Best,
Melody
Melody Anders
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- 1001 posts
October 1, 2010 8:27:45 PM BST

Another theme:

"I love you, Johnny. I've been looking in every ditch from Fresno to here hoping you was dead."
THE WILD ONE

"They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."
EASY RIDER

"You stick with me, Doc, and I'll show you the Grand Canyon!"
"Every man has to make his mark... and yours will be on the North Wall."
EVEL KNIEVEL

"If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone."
THE WORLD'S FASTEST INDIAN

Best,
Melody
Lucy Diamond
- 1309 posts
October 7, 2010 12:22:56 AM BST

Just been watching this film, and this quote pretty much sums up the feelings I had when I decided to transition:
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life.”
(Ferris Beuller’s day off)

And I just always liked this one:
“Car is still angry huh?”
“Angry? That car is pissed!”
(Poltergeist 2)
Don Hopings
- 4 posts
April 23, 2011 7:20:50 AM BST

Fresh Meat:

"What do you want to do, Ang?"

"Uh, I don't know. What do you want to do Marty?"

"Uh, I don't know, What do you want to do Ang?"

"The fastest lil' potata on wheels..."

"I'm gonna find me one of them +++ women that can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch..."

"There are fewer than thirty men in the world qualified to drive Formula One"

"The fall will probably kill you."

"I expect you to die."

This post was edited by Don Hopings at April 23, 2011 3:42:44 PM BST"
Al McKeown
- 28 posts
January 5, 2012 1:32:05 AM GMT

1. 'Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been seagulls... For me they will always be - *glorious* birds.'
2. 'Me and my wife are dependent on each other. It is out of selfish reasons we haven't beaten each other to death a long time ago. '
3. 'Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!'
4. 'Sorry, I forgot. As far as I'm concerned, you're the most complete woman I've ever known. All my life, I wanted women with great bodies, women who were "Tens." Now, for the first time, I'm aroused by a mind.'
5. 'I think you're the greatest thing since spice racks. I'd be knocked out if I could just
have that first kiss'
6. 'Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? P*nis is so ppp... p*nis is so personal.
7. 'No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.'
8. '[calling up] He's making violent love to me, mother!'
9. 'Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?'
10 'A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.'

A neat selection of popular movies - how many can you get right?
Al McKeown
- 28 posts
January 5, 2012 1:32:12 AM GMT

1. Harold and Maude

2. Wild Strawberrys

3. Some Like It Hot

4. The Man with Two Brains

5. The Fisher King

6. Porky's

7. Finding Nemo

8. It's A Wonderful Life

9. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

10 The Wizard of Oz

This post was edited by Al McKeown at January 7, 2012 9:48:06 AM GMT"
Don Hopings
- 4 posts
January 7, 2012 4:50:40 AM GMT

Don Hopings said:

Fresh Meat:

Marty

"What do you want to do, Ang?"

"Uh, I don't know. What do you want to do Marty?"

"Uh, I don't know, What do you want to do Ang?"

Johnny Dark

"The fastest lil' potata on wheels..."

Electric Cowboy

"I'm gonna find me one of them +++ women that can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch..."

The Racers

"There are fewer than thirty men in the world qualified to drive Formula One"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"The fall will probably kill you."

Goldfinger

"I expect you to die."

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