Use your loaf

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    What follows is a true story.

    So she had the time to bathe, to pamper and to try on new clothes and make-up.
    A whole weekend to unwind, to re-discover.

    A pair of soft sensuous warm breasts were sadly lacking. An idea, she thought. I’ll make some.
    Or rather, I’ll make some bread.

    So, having risen in the bowl, the bread mixture was sub-divided and carefully wrapped in cling-film. Nestling onto her chest, her bosom was warm, soft and giving. She dressed and relaxed.

    Cossetted in a warm and dark (black bra) environment, the yeast decided that this girl wasn’t quite ample enough.

    Her new dress became tighter and began to stretch. The thin fabric pulled as her breasts swelled. In a strop she clasped her arms around her breasts and gently squeezed. Air was exhausted and her bosom immediately reduced in size. A further gentle caress split the cling film and immediately – no hanging around for hormones to kick in here, her breasts and her torso became one.

    One rather gooey mess that is.

    The toast the following morning was a little hard, as all of the previous night’s expansion had exhausted the poor yeast. She couldn’t help smiling as she ate her breakfast in silence.

    Obviously, you can make your own minds up as to who this silly girl was. But I can confirm that strong white bread flour provided her with the most realistic sensation beneath her bra.