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    • March 2, 2005 9:47 AM GMT
    • Morning!

      All that talk yesterday of White rabbits and mad March hares, thought I'd start today with a pic of some hares jumping, (well sort of) more doing acrobatics really, but still fun.

      We get Hares on the hill behind our house, bloody big things much bigger than a rabbit, but great to watch. Can't work out what they're so mad about though!

      Cerys xx
      (Hare spray anyone?)

    • February 28, 2005 5:33 PM GMT
    • No I realy wasn't!
      Will someone please tell me how to post a pic?

    • February 28, 2005 5:18 PM GMT
    • Shan do you know what this was called?


    • February 28, 2005 5:18 PM GMT
    • Shan do you know what this was called?


    • February 28, 2005 4:15 PM GMT
    • Here's one that will have almost anyone, 'cept maybe Shan, jumping up and down and screaming.


      Bird spiders from the New World are called tarantulas, but they are not real tarantulas.
      The biggest bird spider and largest spider in the world (the Theraphosa blondi) with a SPAN!!! of 25-30 cm at the most (a legspan of 10 inches' weighing more than 6 ounces) Specimens that have 12 inch legspan have been recorded. This is most impressive if you hold out your hand and put a ruler across it! Then go change your panties. So the Aelurillus could not jump ACROSS this spider. Also feeds on frogs, small snakes, beetles, lizards, adult mice and young rats and even bats. The Goliath, as it is known, is a very aggressive spider. Now I had been told, a Brazilian who said he owned a bird spider, that they jump 20+ feet, but it's likely that it was the flying-glide that they do, not a true jump. So when you are in Brazil and a 10" wide spider lands on you, be reassured it did not jump. And this type of spider only socializes for sex, so I guess it needs "love". I think he was in chat the other night.

      I used to be a real arachnophobe, but I got a book and learned about them and now I frequently pick them up and move them somewhere safe...outside if they are lost. HINT: Harvestman spiders (Daddy Long Legs) like corn fritter batter).

    • February 28, 2005 4:07 PM GMT
    • On this day 1979 ...

      Mr Ed the talking horse died!

      I'm guessing he's the one on the left.

      Cerys x

    • February 28, 2005 1:59 PM GMT
    • Hello all, Samll jumps and maybe a little arrrgghhh...I am not having a good day....but hopefully it will get better, at least its going to be a pretty day out. Good to see everyone !!!

    • February 28, 2005 1:43 PM GMT
    • I just wanted to stop by and say good morning, and a good day, to all of you. I can never thank you all enough for being my friend. Thank you. God/Buddha/Krishna bless you all. Yeah, I know it's weird for an Anarchist to refer to spirituality, but that's the joy of it all - we're free.

    • February 28, 2005 1:00 PM GMT
    • ...."they can normally move about ants unmolested"

      In a gathering of Great Aunts I could probably move around unmolested as well but that's probably 'cos these days I bear more than a passing resemblance to Margaret Rutherford ...!

      Bless her, once described as; "The Funniest Woman Alive"

      Cerys x

    • February 28, 2005 12:47 PM GMT
    • Good Morning everyone!
      Shan I read this about every morning. I gotta ask. How do you know all this. I'm not poking fun at you. I realy want to know. I watch AP & DIS I remember the names of most of them. But not so many facts.

    • February 28, 2005 11:42 AM GMT
    • Morning cerys,shan...and everyone else here on TW.Hope you all have a good day.I've lots on my no jumps for me today.Maybe i'll feel happier tomorrow.

    • February 28, 2005 10:07 AM GMT
    • Good Morning,

      Something to make you go jump and aaargh at the same time ..

      It's a jumping spider, now there's two words that should never go together .. "jumping" and "spider".

      Shan will now tell us how far these little monsters can leap in one go, and I bet it's about 100 metres or something scarey!

      Have a good week

      Cerys xx

    • February 26, 2005 7:07 PM GMT
    • JUMP JUMP AAAARGGGHHHHHHHH,well spent my first friday night out as a single girl, actually had the time of my life except for the occasional twinges of memory.Ex hubby even showed up at the bar and I asked him to leave because I didn feel like dealing with him and He seemed a bit downcast, (dont know why, this is all his doing) but he left and i went on without blinking an eye and had a VERY cute young guy hiting on me all night (even though I am not ready for anyone else right now it just fetl good to know I was still "Marketable goods" but anyway, Happy B'day Clair and Love Ya Joni (Thanks for all your support) and everyone here for helping me feel good about myself during a tough time

    • February 26, 2005 2:23 PM GMT
    • Hi Anna how about the Golden Garter.

    • February 26, 2005 1:05 PM GMT
    • Katie is the greatest. And here's an AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH and some jumps on her behalf.

      Have a great weekend, girls.


    • February 26, 2005 10:00 AM GMT
    • Methinks katie deserves a MEDAL for all the hard work she's put into these cards...order of the GARTER maybe...what do you all think? anna-marie xxx

    • February 26, 2005 9:58 AM GMT
    • WOW!!! this is a first for you katie...Good morning to you,karen,gloria and everyone else here.I hope you all have a great weekend whatever you're doing( that goes for tippy too) anna-marie xxx

    • February 26, 2005 4:56 AM GMT
    • Good Morning!!!!
      Gloria's right WOW! It's nice to see you start a morning thread. You didn't Jump or AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! We'll forgive you.
      And to all the ladies at TW have a nice weekend.

    • February 26, 2005 12:31 AM GMT
    • Morning Girls!

      It's not very often that I manage to start this thread off.

      It's fairly late and I haven't been to bed yet. Still burning the midnight oil trying to install our new TrannyCards facility for you.

      Please take a look at:[...]rds.cgi

      It's all a bit Mickey Mouse at the moment but if we can change the cards that come with it for more appropriate tranny stuff then it could be fun.

      I'll put something about this in the General Forum too.

      All artwork contributions welcome. Please try sending a card and you'll see how it works and what the various elements are.

      We may try running a competition in the Tranny Trib this month to try to get some good tranny cards in the list.

      Love you all.


      Katie x

    • February 24, 2005 1:48 PM GMT
    • Good Morning!!!
      AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! I was going to start this last night. But I'd have screemed not arghed. Battled stupidity allday at work. I lost. Boss won. Robot crashed. He told me I HAD to stay & fix it. Went home. My phone is allready ringing. ID says it's from work. Not picking up. I feel much better than I did last night.

    • February 24, 2005 1:47 PM GMT
    • Hi all, and good morning. A little AAAARRRRGGGHHHH and a jump or two.

      Sorry I haven't been around much. I haven't been in much of a chatty mood and I didn't want to bring things down. But I will be able to dress today and finally get out my second book proposal! So I'm trying hard to get back to normal, whatever the hell that is!

      Have a great day girls! Love, Mere XXXOOO

    • February 24, 2005 1:35 PM GMT
    • JUMP JUMP are all my sisters this morning, good to see everyone, its a blah day here. rain and such..always makes me sleepy....

    • February 24, 2005 9:40 AM GMT
    • GOOD morning cerys,JJ and everyone else here at TW..AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.....JUMP,JUMP,JUMP!! hope you all have a good day.Love anna-marie xxx

    • February 24, 2005 9:06 AM GMT
    • Good Morning Cerys and all you other wonderful snow today thank heavens..but AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH and i think you have done the jumping for me Cerys.

      Have fun today all whatever your doing Hugz Julie xx

    • February 24, 2005 8:59 AM GMT
    • Good morning Jumpers

      We have snow! .. and I thought spring was on the way.

    • February 22, 2005 7:07 PM GMT
    • Hapy B'day Anna Maria!! Well small Jumps and maybe a little aaarrgghh, feeling beter today, Just trying to sort through being alone again ater all this time, I still love my husband dearly but cannot change the way things are. I appreciate all the support my friends here have given me, it has made it easier. will finally go back to work tomorrow and already have new living arangements so life goes on..Our 22nd anniversary would ave been on the comin april 1st, so I will give him till then to ask me to come back, if not it is time to go on and not look back...we shall see

    • February 22, 2005 1:44 PM GMT
    • Morning!!!
      AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! & for Anna Jump Jump Jump!!!
      Happy Birthday Anna!!!
      Have a great day everyone!!

    • February 22, 2005 11:21 AM GMT
    • Well, Los Angeles did not wash away yesterday, in fact the viscious thunderstorm storm did not appear. I jogged on dry sidewalks and streets today. I'm sure it's because God chose not to smite L.A. because he realized there was one kind, deserving, sinless tranny here.....I wonder who she is?

      Maria, sounds like a marvelous birthday to me.

    • February 22, 2005 10:50 AM GMT
    • Shan

      Chester Zoo built an enclosure for Komodo Dragons a couple of years back, was officially opened by Liz Hurley no less (no more)but when the "dragons" arrived they were only a foot long, all a bit of a shambles really.

      Probably best left in the wild (a bit like me)

      Cerys x

    • February 22, 2005 10:23 AM GMT
    • Shan

      Perhaps that Lemur's been specially bred for the purpose of piercing ears ..

      .. a sharp nip in the right place and you're sorted.

      Cerys x

    • February 22, 2005 10:01 AM GMT
    • thanks cerys honey! love anna-maria xxxxxxxx

    • February 22, 2005 9:49 AM GMT

    • .. and if that don't make you scream and jump, nothing will.

      Cerys x
      (One creepy Lemur)

    • February 22, 2005 9:44 AM GMT
    • Morning all....AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!...JUMP,JUMP,JUMP! Hi JJ,chris,joni,kendra,clair,cerys et al.I hope you all have a good day despite the blooody cold weather....i know i will and i'll tell you is my BD so i'm gonna spoil myself rotten.I'm off to get my ears pierced and my nails done so i'm one happy girl ! Love and xx Anna-Maria

    • February 19, 2005 3:49 PM GMT
    • Wow, you girls must have done some serious partying last nite if I'm the first one up. I'll just tiptoe around very quiet and if anyone needs anything for their hangover, just holler, okay? Tiina, I already got yours, vodka, beer and an egg all mixed up together, right? Here ya go, hon.

      I just went out on the front lawn and did my girly screaming and jumping, hope the neighbors didn't mind.

      Hugs and best wishes to all TW sisters everywhere. Cherish your tranniness and wear it proudly.

      Hugs, Joni from Oregon

    • February 18, 2005 4:25 PM GMT
    • What to wear on saturday night? Well the answer was staring me in the face all the time ..

      I guess it's a girl squirrel costume, either that or everything has been neatly "retracted".

      Cerys xx

    • February 18, 2005 3:49 PM GMT
    • Well, I did put on my long black (and thin!) skirt, and regular hose, which means my little legs will probably start getting cold here.

      Okay, Shan, I'll let you off the hook THIS TIME. Do it again and I'll raid your wardrobe like I'm going to do to Kendra and Alex.

    • February 18, 2005 3:34 PM GMT
    • Being that it's been cold here lately, I was freezing around the house even though I was wearing a long skirt. Then I realized how thin the skirt was, and I couldn't find a pair of warm tights to have on underneath.

      After seeing all these squirrel pictures I am thoroughly convinced I need a drink.

    • February 18, 2005 3:33 PM GMT
    • Good morning ladies!


      Somebody get that squirrel a jockstrap or a gaff or something, for heaven sake, if he starts jumping he could hurt himself. And, Cerys, that first picture is more like how I feel on my Monday.

      Hope everyone is having a lovely transified day today. Best wishes to all.

      Hugs, Joni

    • February 18, 2005 3:27 PM GMT
    • Oh, a disturing picture there, Shan? Huh? Are you trying to imply I look ugly when I'm naked? Hmmmmm........I wonder.....

    • February 18, 2005 3:03 PM GMT
    • ok ! silly me...and to think I endangerd a squirrel!!!!
      i was looking at the posts and I was all like, whats up with that and like whatever but then it turned out to be all like my fault...and now I'm like all "duh" and stuff

    • February 18, 2005 2:56 PM GMT
    • Yeah Rikki
      Do as Tiina says ... or the squirrel gets it!

    • February 18, 2005 2:41 PM GMT
    • Rikki darling stick a return in your Arrrrrgh.
      You made the page go all funny!

      Tiina what is a "grabby" outfit, one in which you get grabbed?
      (or was that the intention)

      Shan. Nutkin is all man, you can just tell, can't you?

      Cerys xx

    • February 18, 2005 2:08 PM GMT
    • Reprobate? Moi??
      Speak for yourself girl.
      Girly night out here we come, woo hoo!

    • February 18, 2005 1:51 PM GMT
    • AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! & the jumping stuff.
      I'm in the same boat Mere. I wait all week for time to dress. Now won't be here long enough sat or sun.
      I'm in Detroit stop sending me your cold air. Go outside & fan it north. Please!!


    • February 18, 2005 1:48 PM GMT

      did I wake everyone up, could ya hear me across the big pond, good then , mission accomplished lol! my heela are firmly planted at the starting line of a great weekend a, so when you smell rubber and nylon, Thats me heading out...
      love you all

    • February 18, 2005 1:38 PM GMT
    • Good morning all, and a gentle AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH with the obligatory jumps. I'm hoping this day ends on a decent note for me.

      It's quite cold here in Chicagoland but I don't mind because the weekend is coming up. I have housework to do, but since I won't be home alone I can't put anything on. Let me reword this - I will have something on, just not what I want.

      Mere XXXOOO

    • February 18, 2005 12:22 PM GMT
    • Typed "Friday" into Google image search and this is what it came up with ...!

      If this is what people feel like by the time Friday comes around they need a new job perhaps?

      I'm off for a girly night out in Manchester with the usual reprobates, but whatever you're doing over the weekend, have a good one. And all the best with your party Maria.

      Cerys x

    • February 17, 2005 4:06 PM GMT
    • Good Morning ladies!


      I'm jealous, too, Rikki! No fair, closest thing to that I can come up with is to pile rocks in the shower and run the water. Probably get yelled at for doing it, too.

      Hope everyone is having a lovely day. This girl is going to bed, just got off work at 7 and have a staff meeting at 3 and back to work at 11. What a fun day. Oh well, at least it's Friday.

      May your day be filled with tranniness.

      Hugs, Joni

      PS Glad things are looking better, Anna-Maria!

    • February 17, 2005 3:10 PM GMT
    • Good morning!!! Cerys I bet that one runs a bit slower then others. Do they make jock straps that small.
      Rikki 5min from my door puts me in a parking lot. I have to drive a ways to find anything half as nice.
      Have a good day everyone!