A NEW WAY TO PASS??

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  • HELLO LADIES, TODAY I USED A NEW PLOY TO HELP ME PASS IN A MAJOR DEPARTMENT STORE. I ENTERED A STORE TODAY.& A SECURITY GUARD STARTED TO FOLLOW ME RIGHT AWAY   :-/ I NOTICED HIM CONFERING WITH A COHORT ON THE OTHER END OF A 2-WAY RADIO..I WASN'T SURE WHAT TO DO ??? I GOT AN IDEA  ;D  I WENT OVER TO THE FEMINE PRODUCTS AISLE, PICKED UP A LARGE PINK BOX OF SANITARY NAPKINS ,& PUT THEM IN MY CART  ::)THE SECURITY GUARD STOPPED FOLLOWING ME IMMEDIATLY. WHEN I GOT TO THE CHECK OUT ,I PUT THE BOX ON THE SIDE TO BE RETURNED TO THE PROPER AISLE...THE NAPKINS REALLY HELPED CINCH DOWN THE IDEA THAT I WAS A WOMAN IN THE MIND OF THAT GUARD....LOVE---PHYLISS   :-*
      October 20, 2002 10:36 PM BST
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    It always makes me smile to see men cringe when 'feminine hygiene' or 'womens problems' are mentioned.
    Nice one!
    Sue.X
    Sue. X Psychiatrists are like the eunuch in the harem. They know what transvestism is, they can describe it, they can demonstrate it, but they cant actually explain it!
      October 20, 2002 10:59 PM BST
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