I have to agree with you Mina, it seems like the extreme whackos in both directions are making all the noise.
Hugs,
Marsha

Subject: A new addition to Chemistry's Periodic Table
(Bennie Lee "Ben" Ferguson is a transgendered independent write-in U.S. presidential candidate
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E-mail: [email protected].)



Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Bennie.
Absolulty hysterical PMSLROTF..................................


unfortunatly Govermentium has the annoying property of spreading within all known matter especially where humans congregate. A very rare element called Anarchronium that has been know to exist since the early sixties .Anarchronium has no more than 3 neutrons that have lose bonding and interchanges freely with most other elements except conservatismiusm.There are several hundred electrons attached but they have a tendacy to interchange freely and therfore pass between the elments causing a highly unstable element unable to bond with other Anarchromium atoms due to variable bonding structure's thus this element is very very rare .Scientists are trying to find ways to bond these atoms to turn them into a useable element as they believe this may contain the key to dividing the Govermentium element into ever smaller pieces rendering the effects to a more acceptable level..........though results at trying to so far just causes the Anachronium element to burn brightly very briefly before the elment is destroyed.

we live in hope said proffessor wolfie of up the reveloutionary University based in Merton.

..............I suspect that the actual structure of Governmentium depends upon the ore body concerned.Be that as it may,whilst both it and its decay product,Administratium, are generally inert, they both exhibit a certain degree of energy when viewed under a microscope.This phenomen is known in the UK as 'Brownian Motion', or, in certain circles, the 'Blair Effect'.

Is there a Nobel Prize in here?

lol
Lynn H.

.......to say nothing of the isotope ' Parliamentarium ' which ,despite its' heavy atomic weight, seems to produce little more than amazing amounts of hot air.......

'Governmentium' ,certainly in its' UK variant,would seem to possess some sort of magnetic charge judging by the ease of its' forming connections with management consultants and the resulting waste of taxpayers money............

what was that graffito I once saw?..' Don't vote,it only encourages them.........'

Ciao
Lynn H.

Hi All,
unfortunately any or all of these elements have very long half-lives, and can all be used to produce weapons of mass delusion.

Would be best to place them all in hazardous material bunkers buried at least 500 ft underground.

HUgz,
Michelle

Hmmm...

It seems that here in the US, all the Governmentium is located around a Bush....

It occurs to me that Governmentium, combined with a large amount of Anarchronium might be somewhat explosive. What needs to happen is a combination of Governmentium, a small amount of Anarchronium, and some Centralium, which pulls in the extreme right and left orbits of the various neutrons, sub-assistant deputy neutrons, and generally stabilzes the unit, could be of some use. It would also have the quality of not producing so much Administratium as to render it as inert, but to actually serve a useful function.

Unfortunately, Centralium is in very short supply.

Luv 'n hugs,

Mina Sakura
"Almost-Angel, Girl Genius, and Ultra-Flirt"