Little Johnny

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  • Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

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    The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
    'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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    Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'

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    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'
      January 5, 2009 2:44 AM GMT
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    Wow - starting the new year off with a bang.
    Thanks
    Gracie
    <p>If it isn't fun - don't do it.</p>
      January 5, 2009 3:33 PM GMT
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  • LMAO! Thanks Marsha.

    Nikki
    Every woman is beautiful, some show it with their faces, others show it with their hearts.
      January 5, 2009 3:37 PM GMT
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  • LOL... Good one MArsha!!!!

    Hugz,
    MichelleLynn


      January 5, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
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  • Little johnny walked into his parent bedroom whilst the were having sex, mum was on top, riding daddy like a space hopper, Johnny ask what you doing mummy, mummy replied, daddy has a big fat tummy, full of wind and mummy is trying to flatten it so daddy can get in his tuxedo tomorow night for the dinner dance, Little johnny says, mummy your so wasting your time, as soon as you go to work tomorow, the widow from next door will be round here blowing it up again.
    Cristine Jennifer Shye.  B/L.  B/Acc
      January 6, 2009 8:48 PM GMT
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