Try these for size....................

Q: How can you recognise a paranoid woman?
A: She's the one with condom on her vibrator...........


Q: What do you call a rock band that practices safer sex?
A: A rubber band........


Q: What do a shark and a punctured condom have in common?
A: You don't want to f*** with either of them..........


Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Roll them into a tyre and call it a good year (ouch!!)


Q: Why can't pencils have babies?
A: Because they have rubbers on their ends.......


Q: What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
A: They're both full of stiffs- it's just that one's coming whilst the other is going......


Q: What do you call a two hundred foot condom?
A: A condominium.......


Q: Have you ever read the small print at the bottom of a condom?
A: Oh,I see, you've never had to roll it down that far.............


Q: Why is paying your car insurance like wearing a condom?
A: They both give you a feeling of security even though you know you're getting f***ed.....


and to finish,a 'golden oldie'...

Q: When should you wear a condom?
A: (all together now in chorus...) At every conceivable occasion.



ciao

Lynn H.

Another one:

Go into a pharmacy, pick up a box of condoms, then ask where the fitting room is.

What does a bunjee jumper and a gay guy have in common, if the rubber breaks they both end up in deep sh.t