This woman buys a parrot - takes it home and the parrot which had been talking in the pet store became silent.
She went back to the pet store.
The clerk asked "Do you have a cage for the bird?" -Answer -no- so she bought a cage, took it home, put the bird in the cage but still silence.
She went back to the pet store.
The clerk asked "Do you have a swing for the bird? They like to swing." -Answer no- so she bought a swing, took it home, put the bird on the swing but still silence.
She went back to the pet store.
The clerk asked "Do you have a mirror in the cage? They like to talk to themselves." Answer no - so she bought a mirror, took it home and put it into the cage. Still silence.
She went back to the pet store.
The clerk asked "Do you have a bell in the cage? They like to ring a bell." Answer no-so she bought a bell, took it home ...
When she got home the bird was laying in the bottom of the cage.
The woman said "Oh (explitives deleted) what am I going to do?"
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The bird looked up and asked "Do they sell bird food at that store?"


Hey - it's clean
hugs
Gracie