Two corney (dumb) jokes

One blond says to the other. "I need to check my signal lights on my car. Would you watch and tell me if they're working?" The other young lady agrees. The first switches on the signal. The response comes back "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"



This nice young lady (who happens to be blond) locked her keys in the car and was trying to trip the lock to open door. She was having no luck and finally sat down for a rest. Her friend (guess what? Yup, blond) started complaining. "I wish you'd get that door open. It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Things have kinda slow here
hugs
Gracie