May 14, 2010 12:53 AM BST
Hey Janis, if it was a pork pie, that could be considered an item of clothing, it’s a type of hat I believe. Mind you I suppose you could wear a steak pie on your head too.
Our town’s notorious homeless drunk once kicked in the local pie shop window. His defence in court, as reported in the local rag, was that he had stepped in a pork pie and was trying to shake it off his foot.
He didn’t get away with it. Anyway, I digress…
I just bought my first pair of red shoes!
I’m not a big shoe buyer really, but clothes I can’t resist. It’s getting silly, I need another house just to store my clothes.
xx