August 17, 2002 8:04 PM BST
I don't know if dressed in my pvc mindress, if I'm passable or if there are no straight guys left.
When my group of friends and I leave the comparitive safety of the village and venture into straight town. I still seem to attract my fair share of come-ons and compliments.
There can't be that many 6 foot(with heels) blondes in short red shiny dresses can there???