The dog and horse were the very best of freinds, went everywhere together, the dog slept in the stable, they were inseperable.

One day whilst they were both rambling on the moors, The horse showing off, misjudged a jump, ending up in a marsh, sinking up to his neck. The horse told the dog to run back to the farm and come back with the farmer and tractor to pull him out. The dog raced of back to the farm, upon arrival, there was no sign of either the farmer or the tractor, panic sunk in as the dog realised his best freind would sink and die in the swamp, he noticed the farmers brand new BMW, luckily the keys were inside, the dog grabbed a rope, jumped into the BMW and drove back to where the horse was floundering in the marsh, the dog threw the rope round the horses neck, quickly tied it to the bumper of the BMW and drove forward slowly, pulling the horse to safety.

Some weeks later, they horse and dog were playing on the farm, the dog not watching where he was running fell into the well, unable to swim, the dog looked as though he would drown,

In a panic the horse ran round the farm looking for the farmer, but alas could not find him, The horse thought for a monet, ran back to the well, straddeling it, he lowered his
dick down into the abyss, shouting for the dog to bite the end, upon the dog getting a firm grip on the horses willy, the horse backed away from the well, pulling the dog to safety. a debt repaid in full, by two dear freinds.


The moral of this story?


If your hung like a horse, Who needs a BMW?

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