IMPORTANT HEALTH WARNING !!!!
If anyone should decide to try the "vacuum method", take note of the recent case I read n the paper, of the teenager who was rather "frustrated", and to relieve himself, decided to give himself a bl*w-job, using his mother's vacuum-cleaner!
He was admitted to hospital, still attatched to the vacuum, and had to have it removed, and some re-constructive surgery carried out!!
lol.
I don't now which would have been the more embarrassing ...................
Making the phonecall for the ambulance, and explaining the type of injury,
Or,
Facing your neighbours afterwards, knowing that they were watching as you were carried out to the ambulance, still "attatched"!
lol.
Hugs,
Angela. xx.
What matter if I stand alone?
I wait with joy the coming years;
My heart shall reap where it has sown,
And garner up it's fruit of tears.