July 31, 2008 4:49 PM BST
We have all heard, the my dads bigger than your dad.
My dads car is better than your dads car.
Overheard in a bar in LA, a conversation between an Australian and an american
American ''My papa owns one of the biggest ranches in texas''
Australian ''My ole man owns a ranch bigger than texas''
August 4, 2008 6:19 PM BST
i wonder if micheal jacksons kids will eva get into a "my dads whiter than yours?" peeing contest lol
or
joan collins and cher's kids...
"my mums made of more plastic than yours!"