November 4, 2008 1:48 AM GMT
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET #12659 ---
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She imme diately moved to another seat. This time
the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the l ady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her cond ition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Y our Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'.. . I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
November 4, 2008 3:02 AM GMT
LOL, I don't know if that is disgusting or terrific
hugs,
Marsha
November 4, 2008 9:29 AM GMT
But it IS funny!! Lol
Nikki
November 4, 2008 11:36 AM GMT
I'm still laughing, oh and in Australia, Selotape, (sticky tape) is called durex. perhaps thats where she went wrong.
Ouch.
November 4, 2008 7:24 PM GMT
HI KAren,
LOL....
I really enjoy your jokes... keep it up!!!!
Hugz,
MichelleLynn
November 4, 2008 11:38 PM GMT
Hi Karen,
Love it, thanks
Andrea
xxx
November 7, 2008 7:52 AM GMT
Cristine,
I hate to be a stickler (pun intentional)
but we just call it plain 'ol "sticky tape".