February 6, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service' \
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus.
Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.
Now you are as enlightened as I am.
February 9, 2009 3:36 PM GMT
I took my new car in for its first service and happened to remark to the mechanic, that I thought the transvestite engine was making a weird noise, he said you mean transverse engine luv, not transverstite, a transverstite is a geezer that wears womens clothes and goes the other way, I said well whatever all I know is it keeps slipping into the wrong gear and I have problems with getting it to reverse back.
ITS A JOKE LOL it never realy happened.
Incidentally my birth sign is pyrex
I was a test tube baby
