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Valentines Prayers for Men & Women

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    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.

    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
    Amen
    <p>Karen Brad</p>
      February 14, 2009 1:29 PM GMT
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  • Loved it Karen, and so true!!

    Nikki
    Every woman is beautiful, some show it with their faces, others show it with their hearts.
      February 15, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
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