This was in todays paper & its well worth sharing

" Po- faced councils are finally cracking a smile as they reveal some of the hilarious complaint letters they get, & theres some real funny ones too"


1 he has this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and i just cant take it anymore

2 Send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife

3 The toliet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

4 Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

5 I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers

6 Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink

& the BEST one of all i have saved til last

7 I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his c*ck wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.




Lol xxxxxxxxxxx
Anna-Marie

Realy funny, what people write sometimes Anna, I can remember reading some of the excuses given in court and to insurance companies in relation ro accidents. At this moment can only think of the one.

When asked to describe an accident on an insurance claim form, one elderly gentleman wrote, I ran into the back of the car in front because the red lights came on and distracted me.