These Motor insurance claim form statements are a real scream, you'll love them!

"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early."

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."

"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week."

"When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."

"First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car."

collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

ENJOY!!!


Lol xxxxxxxxx
Anna-Marie