July 15, 2009 6:40 PM BST
Expert says, Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's how you save taxpayers money!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Lazy so and so's
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Who put this genius in charge?!?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
July 15, 2009 11:04 PM BST
lol these are great... The Onion could probably get good mileage out of some of those.
Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School
http://www.theonion.com/c[...]_day_of
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
http://www.theonion.com/c[...]riences
CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
http://www.theonion.com/c[...]eddit_1
now they do videos as well which bring the funny...
Should the Government Stop Dropping Money in a Giant Hole?
http://www.youtube.com/wa[...]D4kkPOQ
July 16, 2009 2:27 PM BST
Cannabis factories in Carmarthenshire must be weeded out....................
Due to unforeseen circumstances the library will remain open week beginning 23rd. Feb.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused.............
Lynn
(I'd give you some examples from Germany but they don't survive translation very well.)
July 18, 2009 8:28 PM BST
We have the same weird headlines too -no wonder reading scores have gone down.
hugs
Gracie
