Oh Rae! lol, take the calf out indeed lol - i havnt chuckled like that in a while!

The second slid on as snuggly as the first. A short “V” necked black dress would create confusion in the viewer. Should they look at my breasts, or my legs in red stockings shimmering like blood in the candlelight? I liked my victims a little confused.
I was glancing about to assure myself all was ready, when the chimes rang. Silver set for two, snacks, lights low. I picked up the two glasses of sherry as I went to meet my newest guest.

A trannys prayer

Oh lord, Please give me the serenity to accept that which I cannot change.

The tenacity and courage to change the things I cannot accept

Give me the guile and fortitude to conceal succesfully the bodies of the people I killed today for pissing me off.

Keep me mindful wonderrous god,, not to tread on the toes attached to the arses i might have to kiss tomorow.

Should I be tempted, remind me that a man is like mascara, first sign of emnotion and it runs.

But fill me with cheer that life is not always an uphill struggle, sometimes we choose the slippery downwards slope and end up back in the crap we were striving to get out of in the first place.

Make me always aware that it take 42 muscles to frown add another 14 arguing, when realy all it needs is 4, to extend an arm, clench a fist and wack the bombastic biggots in the mouth for winding me up.

And most important, please confirm that, a profile, saying, guy, looking for convincing tranny, they must be very discreet, can't accomodate, limited travel, your place, = lying married cheating toad.


Cristine

Slowly I slid the stocking up her leg she wriggled in delight then looked at me with her big brown eyes and said. Baaaaaaaaaah.

Janey. woo.