A good reposte.

  • October 28, 2009 6:46 PM GMT
    Have you ever left a confrontatioal situation and afterwards thought why did I respond like that, why did'nt I say........

    Heres your chance to post a comment and a hilarious down putting reposte. Don't want instances and long stories, just one liner put downs, its just for fun

    Question, Jeeeze! do you honestly believe that by wearing that dress your a woman?

    Answer Erm yes, if I did'nt I would be wearing trousers with holes in the pockets, playing with my balls and feeling a dick head.


    • 14 posts
    October 28, 2009 7:09 PM GMT
    Back in 1990 another TS and I were walking down a street on afternoon in the Tenderloin when a vanload of jocks cruises slowly by. One "wit" pokes out the window and yells, "I'll bet your dick is bigger than mine!"

    Without missing a beat my friend yells back, "Honey, *everybody's* dick is bigger than yours!"

    The entire van (except for the comedian) broke up, howling in laughter. They drove off. My friend and I had a great laugh and continued walking home.
    • 1017 posts
    October 28, 2009 7:10 PM GMT
    Hi Cristine,

    How about:

    It's a very nice plant, certainly the smartest thing in your cubicle.


    No, I didn't mean your dog is stupid, I just meant he takes after his master.

  • October 28, 2009 7:30 PM GMT
    how about, the hey you want some sex.

    Ewee the very thought has given me a soft on.

    • 1017 posts
    October 28, 2009 7:53 PM GMT

    This one was from my girlfriend,

    It's okay, I really didn't really feel like coming today anyway....


    • 14 posts
    October 28, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
    Then of course there's my stock reply to anyone crass enough to ask, "did you get 'the surgery?'"

    That's a very personal question. Why do you want to know?

    If they press, this shuts them up, "If you're sexually attracted to me, that's okay. Why should it matter what I have down there?"
  • October 29, 2009 1:02 AM GMT

    NO. But the bra and thong and holdups do. lol giggles. janey.
    • 1195 posts
    October 29, 2009 8:49 PM GMT
    Question: Can I ask a dumb question?

    Answer: I don't know of anyone more qualified.


    Do you serve cheese with that whine?


    Did you take your meds today?

    • 308 posts
    October 30, 2009 5:34 AM GMT
    Question, "So, one day, what made you decide to dress up like a girl?

    Answer, "Do you think I would choose to do something so controversial, if there was not something else going on."

    This usually leaves them hanging, literally.
    • 2017 posts
    October 30, 2009 4:58 PM GMT
    "Oh, I thought you were a real woman."

    "That's okay, I thought you were a real man."

    • 14 posts
    October 30, 2009 5:29 PM GMT
    On youtube Calpernia Addams has a fantastic, funny, oh-so-right-on video:
    "Bad Questions to Ask a Transsexual: The Director's Cut"

    Also, when she and I were both writing for TransSisters magazine, Riki Anne Wilchins
    wrote a funny/biting article: "Eighteen Things You Don't Say To A Transexual"
  • October 31, 2009 12:03 AM GMT
    Calpernia Adam's "Bad Questions to Ask a Transsexual: The Director's Cut"

    I didn't really enjoy Calpernia's question thing... her snarky attitude just sort of turned me off. I REALLY liked the following Q&A with both a transman and transwoman though, they are so cute and hilarious!

    • 2573 posts
    October 31, 2009 9:45 AM GMT
    Q. hey you want some sex

    A. Sorry, I never mate outside my own species.


    Q. Are you gay? (or Hey, are u a queer/fag/et.al.)

    A. I am so sorry. I do not date men.
  • November 2, 2009 8:25 AM GMT
    Can I have your email addresss, I'll send you some piccies of my willy.

    Yeh sure, [email protected]

    How does it feel to have a smaller dick than most girls?
  • November 3, 2009 10:43 AM GMT
    Not to mention, your pinky wagging gestures that cause offence, when i usually have to step in and save your arse from sometimes getting a well deserved kick.

    Cass x
    • 746 posts
    November 3, 2009 6:10 PM GMT

    If you tire of delivering sidewinder kicks to Crissie's derriere, I'll volunteer to step in and provide some relief! (smile)

  • September 7, 2012 6:21 PM BST
    Would you like 12 inches?

    Sorry I don't have the time to spend waiting for you to get it up and ready, three times.