Redneck TG?

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    January 10, 2011 3:47 PM GMT



    - You go to family reunions to meet guys.

    - You wear a dress that's strapless and a bra that ain't.

    - You wear combat boots with a minidress.

    - You wear jeans with a belt buckle that's bigger than your fist.

    - You have a Ford F150 pick-up truck, with a gun rack, a Dale Earnhardt license plate frame, and a Confederate flag on the tailgate, next to the bumper sticker that says "I sell Avon Skin-So-Soft."

    - You try to wax your legs with Turtle Wax.

    - You braid the hair that sticks through your fishnet stockings.

    - Wear a black John Deere baseball cap with pearls.

    - You use glitter to highlight your mustache.

    - You wear tube tops with your mini, because it shows off your Harley-Davidson tattoo.

    - Your favorite band ring came off a cigar.

    - You keep spare ammo in your bra.

    - You get a run in your stockings while changing a tire on your motorhome.

    - Your purse is a toolbox.

    - You pluck your eyebrows with a pair of needle nosed pliers.

    - You store your lipsticks in a socket-wrench box.

    - You use duct tape to keep your "tuck" in place.

    - You call your vanity "your work bench."

    - You use a pocketknife to sharpen your lip and eye liners.

    - "Doing your nails" means sorting the ten-pennies from the sixteen-pennies.

    - Your favorite leather skirt was made from the moose you shot last Fall.

    - Your new sandals are made from truck tire re-treads your found on the road.

    - You keep a spare lipstick in your toolbox.

    - You wear a pair of C-clamps as screw-on earrings.

    - Your best silver necklace is made from beer can pull-tabs.

    - Your nail enamel is made by Rustoleum.

    -. You use paint thinner to remove your makeup.

    - Your moisturizer says "non-detergent SAE 10W30" on the container.

    - You remove your leg hair with duct tape.


    • 41 posts
    July 6, 2011 5:37 AM BST

    Too Funny!!! ROTFLMAO

    • 434 posts
    July 6, 2011 6:19 AM BST

     - you play marbles using the Widgets out of Guinness Beer cans

    • 2 posts
    February 20, 2013 2:57 PM GMT
    What's wrong with duct tape?!
    • 434 posts
    February 21, 2013 1:26 AM GMT
    - You shave your armpits with a "box-cutter" knife.