Ahoy there, Janie. Mizzen the mainmast, keelhaul the bozen, serve out the grog.

Pretty nautical, huh. Just fooling around, what I really wanted to do was make you welcome here, I hope you like it. I know I do, as you can see from how long I've been around. To me it's the best place on the web for girls like us, at least I think so. And as you said, it's not about sex and getting hooked up and stuff like that.

Anyway, welcome aboard (more nautical stuff), please make yourself at home. Now if I can just find that lazy cabingirl, Wendy, to help you stow your gear. She's probably hiding out in hopes of another flogging.

If you have any questions or anything, please let me or any of the other mods know and we'll be glad to help out.

Hugs...Joni Mari