Anna-Marrie,
I fullfill all of the requirements, plus never wearing knickers under a tartan skirt!

Hi Anna-Marie,

Scots pizza? May god have mercy on our souls...

Best,
Mellie

Melody, Deep fried battered pizza actually exists & is called a " Pizza Supper"


http://en.wikipedia.org/w[...]d_pizza



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Anna-Marie

Hi Anna-Marie,

Sounds more like something they'd do in Texas. There they deep fry everything from Twinkies to pickles, just about anything you can batter and stick a skewer into.

As unlikely as it may seem, I've tried deep fried ice cream, GARLIC ice cream. It was, err, different, but good. It was at the Gilroy Garlic Festival, south of San Francisco.

Best,
Mellie

And you would walk over a mirror on the ground to prove it (requirement at Scottish regiments' entrance/departure point)

This Struck me as real funny & i laughed so much my sides hurt.....


you know you're a true scot if...........

1 Ye can pronounce McConachie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauciehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aurfurfuksake.

2 Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3 Yer actually used to four seasons in wan day.

4 Ye canna pass a chip / kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootered

5 Ye Kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6 Ye see people wearing shell suits with Burberry accessories pure class.

7 Ye measure distance in minutes.

8 Ye kin understaun Rab.C Nesbitt and know characters like him n yer ain family.

9 Ye go tae North Berwick cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10 Ye can make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11 Ye know what haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12 Somebody ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

13 you've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the church/chapel.

14 Ye urny suprised tae find curries, pizzas,kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15Yer holiday hame at the seaside has calor gas underneath it.

16 Ye know Iron-bru is a hangover cure.

17 Ye leart tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

18 Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.



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Anna-Marie

A chippie near me sells deep fried pizza, mars bars, twix etc. I think they would deep fry **** for you if you aked for it.  (It would probably taste better and be healthier for you).  It's main customers are pupils of a nearby high school, got to get them started early on that good old Scottish heart attack diet!

In the old days we used to drink a wee hauf (or a quarter gill) and a beer chaser. There was also an advertisement VP wine at TV time. The wine was

cheap and imbibed in the tenements in Glasgow and Edinburgh