An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me.   But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.

You lisina to me, some a day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have da beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"? you muppet.

I like that one.

very funny, very funny

hugs

Gracie