The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues. – Elizabeth Taylor

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Jesus paid for our sins - now let's get our money's worth.

"God is as real as I am." he assured me, and my faith was restored, for I knew Santa would never lie.

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Another lovely sunny Morning in the UK . Just had a Nice Run , and big bowl of Fruit . Its Nice to get up early on days like this and do something before going to work. I just cant do the stiff upper lip , Grumbly Brit thing to support this age of Austerity thing .

The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder, GK Chesterton

There were once four brothers: Everyone, Someone, Anyone and No-one. They had a very important task to do. Everyone was sure that Someone will do it. Anyone could have done it, but No-one did it in the end. Someone was angry because it had been Everyone's job. Everyone thought that Anyone could have done it, but No-one realized that No-one will do it in the end. In the end, Everyone was angry at Someone because No-one did what Anyone could've done.

I DO NOT HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM !!

I JUST DON'T GIVE A TOSS WHAT YOU THINK

It is hard to remember when you are up to your buttocks in alligators that your original objective was to drain the swamp...

I Love Cats...

I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

Free your mind and your ass will follow!

Remember! we are all in the same boat.

Perhaps on different decks.

But if the boat should sink.

We all get equally stuffed.

from famous quotes by Cristine Shye.

If you're not the lead dog...the scenery changes

There's no reason for it...It's just always been our policy.