Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...