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  • January 18, 2013 4:03 PM GMT

     



     



     


    In  Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Like THAT makes sense.)
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    In  Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    (Do they look different reversed?)
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    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

    (A brick?)
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    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
    (Much worse than 'going blind!')
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    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
    The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

    (Ah! Justice!)
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    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.

    (But of course!)
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    In  Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. In case he needs instruction?)

    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter/son  at the same time.

    (I presume this was such a huge problem that they had to pass this law?)
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    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

    (Is this a great country or what? but not as great as Guam!)
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    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    (Who volunteers for these tests?)
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    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated(From drinking little bottles of???)

    (Did our government pay for this research??)
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    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    (Ah, geez.)
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    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    (I know some people like that.)
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    Starfish don't have brains..

    (I know some people like that, too.)
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    And, the best for last?

    Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Crissie knows a couple of people that can do that as well)

    The writer is now in Guam


    This post was edited by Cristine Jennifer Shye. BL at January 18, 2013 4:10 PM GMT
    • 109 posts
    January 18, 2013 5:37 PM GMT
    Where the heck do you get this very funny and weird laws?

    I am now thinking of moving to Guam.
  • January 18, 2013 5:40 PM GMT
    I am a law student, lol
    So if you need any lawyer jokes, there's a few here on this forum
    • 109 posts
    January 18, 2013 5:45 PM GMT
    I also like the T-Shirt. Have you ever thought of being a comedian? I think you can clean up with all of these laws that are funny.
    • 376 posts
    January 18, 2013 6:07 PM GMT

    In China you must be intelligent to go to College.

     

    Who decided that?

     

    Counts me out then and It was one of my plans to visit there.

     

    I never smell thongs wong exept on twuesdays.

  • January 21, 2013 3:00 PM GMT

    Dumb Alabama Laws

     


     

    You may not drive barefooted.

     

    Masks may not be worn in public.

     

    Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death

    Incestous marriages are legal.

     

    It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.


    .It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.



     It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

     


    This post was edited by Cristine Jennifer Shye. BL at January 21, 2013 3:03 PM GMT
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    January 21, 2013 3:18 PM GMT
    It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

    Does this mean that a blind like myself, I am able to operate a vehicle.

    I have to ask, who the heck are these people making these stupid laws?
  • January 21, 2013 3:20 PM GMT

    New Jersey Crazy Law

    It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

     

    It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.


    You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

     

    It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

     

    Texas Crazy Law

    It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

     

    A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.


    It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.


    A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.


    It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

     

    Washington Crazy Law

     

    People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

     

    It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

     

    A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."



    Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

     

     

    • 109 posts
    January 21, 2013 3:25 PM GMT
    It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

    In Britain, it would be illegal to make that law legal
  • January 21, 2013 3:43 PM GMT

    Dumb Laws in United Kingdom

    (not repealed ) is still on the statute books of common law

     

     

    Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI). 

     

    London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. and make enquiries to prospective passenger if they are carrying the pox

     

    Tower Bridge, persons driving flocks of geese over the bridge have right of way and all traffic movement shall cease until the geese are safely from the bridge

     

    All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

     

    Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.

    • 109 posts
    January 21, 2013 3:52 PM GMT
    Ever thought of publishing all these crazy and outdated laws in a book?
  • January 21, 2013 6:52 PM GMT

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    This post was edited by Former Member at April 11, 2013 5:38 PM BST
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    January 21, 2013 7:03 PM GMT
    It is illegal to die within the Houses of Parliament

    Glad to hear that Guy Fawkes failed in his Gunpowder plot then.