YO! Ho Jokes

  • January 31, 2013 12:10 PM GMT

    Mam goes into a bordello,   Confronted by a young lady asking ''what can I do for you little man''

    Man rather put of replies ''Not some skinny sarky bitch with no tits''   Lady walks up to a mirror and chants ''Mirror mirror on the wall make my tits size 44'' whoosh and her bosom grew.  she said now I will go and slip into something comfortable give me five minutes and come through''

    Man stands in front of the mirror and chants ''mirror mirror on the wall make my willy touch touch floor'' whooosh and his legs dissapeared.

  • January 31, 2013 12:15 PM GMT

    Overheard in the pub..  old Ho asking a young girl ''your new around here?'' yes says the young ho.'' have you been pulled by the fuzz yet''? no says the young woman, but I was dragged into the car park by my tits earlier''

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    January 31, 2013 2:14 PM GMT
    I heard about those triple strength hormones! Think I will stick to the ones I'm on.