Joke of the day

Hate your neighbour?

Imagine this scenario.

3am, a Sunday morning, shove all your junk mail collected over a period of a couple of months, through their letterbox. Pile up the months newspapers and magazines on the doorstep, add 20 pints of milk. Then go home make a couple of phone calls.

Then sit back and watch as the Police, Ambulance crew, Fire Brigade and Social Services roll up and proceed to kick their front door in.