Once upon a time, there were three bears whose names are not important yet, for this might prove to be a short story due to lack of interest.  

One day, after a large meal of berries and assorted rummaged trash collected by the male bears in their morning walk, the mother bear exclaimed, "Let's go for a family walk down the forest road."!!!  "Yes" exclaimed the young male bear as he had his eyes on a female critter who was proving to be irresistable to his testosterone ladened self.  The father bear agreed and they all set out for their walk.

They could not have been more than a mile in their walk along the forest road when the mother bear heard a loud noise...as it got closer, it appeared to be a metallic vehicle laden with weapons and people who use them.  "Get off the road quickly" shouted the mother bear!  The testosterone laden male bears were not so sure they would heed this advice and continued to move forward.

As it got closer and closer to the bears, the apprehension of the mother was quite obvious.  She pleaded with the bears to escape the oncoming impending danger as only a mother could!  Luckily, there was a convenience store located about 50 meters up the road from where they stood.  They all decided to go inside and get a cold beer, even the youngest beer.  But before they could reach the parking lot of the store....(to be continued)  (grin)

...who would step out in front of them but a big giant red water gorilla full of tentacles and barbs ready to do harm to anything it set it's eyes on!  OMG they all shouted at once and they quickly....(to be continued)

stepped to the side of the path ....the youngest bear excused himself, citing the fact that he needed a "shot" in the woods..the father bear immediately turned on the Mother bear and chided her for teaching their son bad grammar. the mother (who was rather deaf) replied..Dont bring my mother into this...youve never liked her!!

on hearing this conversation..the big giant red water gorilla tuyrned on the spot and began to...

....urinate on their path they were walking upon!  "OMG bears", watch your step for this liquid could....

launch nuclear missiles which precipitated a nuclear winter and the three bears went into hibernation. PERMANENTLY.

THE END 

But fortunately, it's not over until WE say it's over...was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor???

So as if on que, the bears awoke one by one to the tune of "Waltzing Matilda" and they began to....

complain that their arch-enemy has been resurrected with them and each of them vowed: "I will find you and when I do I will kill you." 

plug in to the interweb and reply to EVERY single forum post on the  "bear society" website..even though they didnt have to...

And that was enough to keep them busy for almost one day until....

they decided to return home..as they approached their cottage..a shaft of sunlight broke gently throught the clouds and caressed the old well in the garden..the smell of bluebells and honeysuckle filled the morning air.. a butterfly flitted past carried on the first warm spring breeze..in the distance a musical tinkling of a babbling brook could be heard...

   Mother bear turned to father bear and whispered..i F*****g LOVE this place!.... at that moment..they noticed that the door had been defaced with an australian flag... father bear rose up toi his full height and...

passed a huge cloud of gas whereupon he decided he did love this "effing" place as much as his lovely wife!  But....

"What the hell is going on?" said the young male bear. I thought spring followed winter as night follows day. "It must be global warming" Mother bear said.

Just then, they noticed the cabin door was open. Although it was not widely known,  

there were some issues floating over the place the bears called home.  One of them being the impending plans for a 12 lane interstate highway that was going to run thru their garden paradise.  Father bear knew he must round up support of all the critters in the woods to get them aligned to oppose the plans, but had run into resistance from those ugly bugs, the ants!  The ants is seemed wanted to...

The ants it seemed wanted to have a barbie, or a cookout, but they couldn't decide. so they just sat around and drank a few slabs

  and decided the wanted to get out of this story before they were dragged in..but alas..they were stuck in a never ending hellish thread of pultroonious gash drippiung from the brains of girls with nuthin better to do...and so the ants protested at the renovation plans...(or whatever was in the last post..ive given up) and voted for a disco instead. 

But sadly, whoever decided to build a disco was way behind the times.  You see, crack cocaine is not fashionable anymore, plus, the music bascially sucks.  So the wisest of the wise ants, a little dark fellow named Spot, spoke out that instead of disco, they ought to make it a roller skating rink.  Most of the ants were puzzled by his response for there probably weren't enough roller skates in the world to cover all of the legs of the ant colony!  But the wise old ant then informed them that he had been, as the colony treasurer, investing in a compoany that made roller skates and that the increased demand for the skates would boost the price of the stock they held in the company, thereby making them all richer!  All was well and good with the plan except...

they agreed to disagree.

Meanwhile, Father bear looked out across the airport tarmac, and the construction work for the twelve lane highway, turned to Mother bear and said: "How's the serenity". Just then, the young male had plugged into his amp and began to play: We're not gonna take it. Ah, Home Sweet Home, Mother bear thought to herself

But neither had the ants given up on their dream,     

...and an exterminating company came by and sprayed the place with poison and killed all of the ants!  Oh how sad....but...

THE END

So, as time passed, the Miracle on 42nd Street looked as though it was never going to happen until one day there was a knock on the cabin door. "Who is it?' asked Mother Bear. "Andrew Lloyd Weber", came the reply. The dead ants came back to life, the young male spilt his porridge because he always wanted a lead role as an alto soprano and the cat screamed: "Get me out of here" 

THE END AGAIN*

*Although it pays not to be too hasty.

....and everyone was swallowed by an evil alien shape shifter and nobody lived happily ever after!  Except, that is, for Andrew Lyoyd Weber who got a free script to catapult him to stardom and riches!

                                                                The End (smile)

Three endings wow!

Now that is creative writing.

Once there lived a little boy with three bottoms, which means he had six legs.

For some unknown reason, everyone called him Spider.

One of his sisters had three breasts, but she was a bit of a cow. The other sister had three pussies and went totally Tribal.

In this family, children were always born in triplets.

That made a lot of sense because they also had three parents.

In fact, they lived in a World where there was three of everything.

Which was pretty cool because: Good things come in three's

CB     

As in three "The Ends"!  (smile)

It's over....