The houskeeper

• Posted by Cristine Jennifer Shye. BL March 12, 2015 Filed in Society Girl's Personal Blogs 1,282 views
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  How to become the perfect housekeeper.

  On a lighter more jovial note, transistioning, getting married, suddenly realising that you had better start learning to cook really well or face having sex with your intended on a regular basis. Now that's female thinking.  Right now you're married, it's been a few weeks and the honeymoon is over. Out shopping with a sexually frustrated significant other - "Ooooooooh, look at that dress, I would feel soooo sexy in that!!!" "But it's £200" says the SO, to which you reply "AND"?
  
  You can see his brain coming alive in his trousers. Now this is where real talent comes in. Finally he says "Okay, I'll buy it for you."  You get the dress, But then you can't really wear it because you don't have  shoes that match.  Get the shoes.  Then he suggests, in for a penny, in for a pound, what about new undies to match NO!! don't get greedy.  Tell him you really appreciate the gesture but he has spent enough. 
  
  When you're home dig out a pair of old granny type knickers.  Don them, put on the dress and shoes and get taken out for a really romantic meal.  Get home and throw yourself on the bed.  He undresses you, sees the knickers and goes of to the spare room to sleep.

  See where it's leading?  Another day out for undies nighties, etc.  Another romantic night out and a few bottles of expensive anaesthetic.

  
  Now we have established a patterm - keeping him just short of enough cash and nooky, so that he can't afford to two time you.  Meanwhile putting into place an appearance of being the perfect housekeeper.  So when he finally finds someone who hasn't got the same expensive tastes as you and is desperate, he cheats, you divorce him and get to keep the house, lol.  (Housekeeper)

  Meanwhile there is that elligable fit looking guy who is making mega bucks in the city, who's giving you comfort shopping because of your cheating philandering, pathetic husband.  Now go back to the begining and push replay.

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  Cristine Jennifer Shye**