June 10, 2009 6:48 PM BST
Researchers Discover Neurological Cause Of Republicans But Cure Is Years Off
http://www.huffingtonpost[...]72.html
"Despite the new findings, researchers are quick to point out that a cure is potentially decades away and that the current strain of Republicanism has mutated into a highly resistant and unpredictable disorder. They point to a recent case in New York where an outbreak was caused by a bizarre combination of marriage and military service, as well as the tragic case of the entire state of California, which is currently on life support."