Hi Everyone
Heard this on the radio today and it gave me a good giggle and feel better for it too. I just wanted to share it.
A two week P&O cruise around the Mediterranean had to be cut short today and the ship returned to its home port. The cause was a total failure of the toilet system on board. But on a positive note it helped to keep the flies off the buffet!
There was a news story about a baby born without eyelids. To rectify the problem they used foreskin from a penis. The operation was not a success because the kid came out cockeyed.