There was a man called Burt
He always wears a shirt
Without being silly
He cut off his willy
And now SHE wears a skirt!
Just an ordinary girl finding her way in this strange life.
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What will it take to get everyone to realise that everyone else is also a human being that deserves just as much respect?
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How does someone tell their doctor they have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
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When I was a student I specialised in Alcopology. It always starts with Alco and always ends with pology.
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Waiter! There's a hare in my rabbit pie!