I heard some chav jokes...

Whats the difference between a male chav and a female chav?
female chavs have a higher sperm count.

the news reported a tradgedy of 3 chavs driving a nova off a cliff. the tradgedy being there was a spare seat.

whats the difference between a chav and a washingmachine?
nothing, they both leak when they are f**ked

what do you call a 30 year old chav?
Grandmother.


got anymore?

saw something in the local paper, council wanting to round up all the 14 y/o chavettes and take them back to school all day.

i mean as if..

whos gunna look after their kids?

What do you call an 18 year old chav with no kids?......Gay.

.................I've been away from the UK for a long time,hence this stupid question:

Just what is a chav?????

Ciao
Lynn H.

oh, just look at joelles profile lynn hehehehe

How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.

What’s the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers day!

What do you do if you shoot a chav?
Reload.

Damn Chavs want shootin......every 1 of em.


Lol xxxxxxxx
Anna-Marie

What like the chav girl who's perfume smelt so repulsive, the police recruited her, and used to throw her into rioting crowds to break up the melee