MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY.
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring, the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that, when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a f**king big red mark on my husband's forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond !!
Hugs,
Angela. xx.