Daft Labels.

    • 315 posts
    June 25, 2008 10:19 AM BST

    Hi All,

    OK, we've all seen them or heard about them, so here's some genuine labels, stating the "bleeding obvious" !!
    Just how stupid do they think we are ?????

    On a packet of Sainsbury's peanuts ..........................
    "Warning. Contains nuts".

    On a hair-drier ..............................................
    " Do not use while sleeping".

    On a bar of Dial soap ....................................
    "Directions: Use like regular soap".

    On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) ......
    "Do not turn upside down".

    On Marks & Spencer bread pudding ........................
    "Product will be hot after heating".

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron ..................................
    "Do not iron clothes on body".

    On Boots children's cough medicine ...........................
    "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

    On Nytol Sleep Aid ....................................
    "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

    On a ste of Christmas lights ...............................
    "For indoor or outdoor use only".

    On a Japanese food processor ...............................
    "Not to be used for the other use".

    On a child's Superman costume ..................................
    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

    On a Swedish chain-saw .....................................
    "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".

    On a bottle of Palmolive dishwashing liquid ..................
    "Do not use on food".


    Well, that's some. No doubt you've got more.

    Hugs,
    Angela. xx.




    • 32 posts
    June 25, 2008 1:44 PM BST
    A couple more:

    On an American motorbike ..........................
    "Do not attempt to eat any part of this motorcycle"

    On a set of step ladders next to a picture of the step ladders upside down ........................
    "Do not use in this position"