Meanwhile in the coloseum in /rome the christians were losing 53 to nil against the lions, while back in the white house, hilary was writing a birthday card for her daughter adding with love, and i was going to include a hundred dollar bill, but as I have already sealed the envelope I will fax it to you later.
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey
the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but
I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said,
You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit
of $898.00.'
The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government.
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger on top of his wife.
He says, "What the hell are you two doing?"
His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."
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"Uh Oh!" said Pauly reading a letter.
Maury, standing near him, said, "Bad news?"
"Disturbing news, anyway," said Pauly. "It's from someone who says if I don't stay away from his wife, he'll kill me."
"In that case, if I were you, I would stay away from his wife," commented Maury, reasonably.
"Gladly, but who? The letter is anonymous!"
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I just read an article about the dangers of heavy drinking... Scared the daylights out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading.