Playing the Percentages.......

    • 315 posts
    August 13, 2008 4:03 PM BST

    All these figures come from surveys conducted this year.

    1% of poeple only brush their teeth once every three to four days.

    2% of adults are worried about their pet getting too fat.

    3% of single males say their greatest marriage fear is getting to know the mother-in-law.

    4% of male doctors reported receiving flowers from patients last year.

    5% of adults never do any household cleaning.

    6% of adults say they would jump over a fence to avoid paying for a live event.

    7% of women have trialed slimming aids.

    8% of children aged 11-13 recognise a pomegranate.

    9% of couples argue about tidying the bathroom.

    10% of men would take supplements to increase muscle development and conditioning.

    11% of poeple would re-mortgage their house to pay a large vet's bill.

    12% of parents say watching a portable TV makes their children car-sick.

    13% of parents say playing music helps distract their children from car-sickness.

    14% of 16-24 year olds think it is ethically acceptable to fare-dodge.

    15% of people say winter makes them more argumentative.

    16% of Cambridge students are gay.

    17% of people admit to cheating at cards.

    18% of Scots do not like their own accent.

    19% of people admit to "smile shame", and to covering their mouths when smiling.

    20% of people think that their feet are the most unattractive part of their body.

    21% of brides say they would use a contract to keep their bridesmaids in check.

    22% of people walk two miles to work and back each day.

    23% of people think Winston Churchill was a fictional character.

    24% of civil partnerships in London are between females.

    25% of women under 34 agree their partner is a better cook than they are.

    26% of people cannot name their doctor.

    27% of the Welsh spend more than 5 hours a week cleaning their homes.

    28% of drivers send text messages when stuck in jams.

    29% of people from Portsmouth admit they never go to the dentist.

    30% of drivers say they have flirted with traffic wardens to avoid a ticket.

    31% of people believe drinking whisky and lemon can cure a cold.

    32% of people have been to work with a hangover.

    33% of people believe that Biggles was a real person.

    34% of women have never bought an expensive item and not worn or used it.

    35% of people refuse to talk to their doctors about anything associated with bowels.

    36% of train journeys take place during the rush-hour.

    37% of adults say they are not romantic.

    38% of adults say they have commited a crime in the past 5 years.

    39% of 15-24 year olds say they would be upset if they came back from holiday without a tan.

    40% of men think health warnings on alcoholic drinks are a waste of time.

    41% of quarrels between couples are over money.

    42% of soccer fans would never go out with a girl who supports their arch-rivals.

    43% of teenagers have made money on the internet over the past year.

    44% of parents say winding down the window helps children when car-sick.

    45% of women expect flowers to be bought for them on a first date.

    46% of motorists admit to unwrapping sweets while driving.

    47% of iPod users feel that being in love brings song lyrics to life.

    48% of children aged 11-13 recognise broccoli.

    49% of women want to change their thighs.

    50% of men would like a toned stomach.



    Return tomorrow for the next, thrilling installment !!!!!!!!!!!
    51% - 100% !!!!!
    Can you contain your anticipation ???!!!

    Hugs,
    Angela. xx.
    • 315 posts
    August 14, 2008 12:38 PM BST

    OK, Girls .................
    I can understand the excitement and unbridled anticipation you've all been experiencing, waiting for the second, thrilling insallment of this list !!!

    Well ............... before anyone wets themselves with excitement, here, for your delectation, is part II.


    51% of people do not know what goes in a sponge-cake.

    52% of women say a lack of sunlight makes them depressed.

    53% of men claim to cook from separate ingredients every day.

    54% of Oxbridge students come from state schools.

    55% of women say they would never invite a man home after a first date.

    56% of people live within their financial means.

    57% of workers never leave the office at lunchtime.

    58% of people believe Sherlock Holmes was a real person.

    59% of further education students are women.

    60% of women drivers do not know the minimum legal tread depth of car tyres.

    61% of people say they remember a thoughtful act for ever.

    62% of women bake less often than their mothers did.

    63% of people cannot bake a scone.

    64% of women cannot remember the last time a man pulled out a chair for them.

    65% of adults have not made a will.

    66% of people think naturally white teeth look better than professionally whitened teeth.

    67% of drivers say they have eaten at the wheel.

    68% of women say they would kiss their suitor at the end of a successful date.

    69% of women want to change their stomach.

    70% of Britons do not think they walk enough.

    71% of perents say money is a primary concern when planning a day out.

    72% of children say work in school lessons is interesting.

    73% of people do not like the sound of their voices.

    74% of lunchboxes have a sandwich in them.

    75% of people think courtesy and manners have all but vanished.

    76% of mothers start out breastfeeding their babies.

    77% of employers see alcohol as the number one threat to employee wellbeing.

    78% of soccer fans would rather score in the FA Cup Final than score with their "dream" woman.

    79% of couples living together hope to tie the knot.

    80% of parents put on different accents when reading to their children.

    81% of parents ban their children fron cycling on open roads on their own.

    82% of parents have dinner with their children all or most of the time.

    83% of professors are men.

    84% of motorists admit to driving on an empty stomach.

    85% of people say they have a happy home.

    86% of people immediately discard broken household goods.

    87% of people say that counting sheep does not help them get to sleep.

    88% of vehicle owners say their cars have central locking.

    89% of men of working age with a degree are employed.

    90% of Britons have a garden.

    91% of women like men to hold the door open for them and pay the bills.

    92% of UK rail journeys are on National rail or the London underground.

    93% of people think drivers should drive within the speed limit.

    94% of boys aged 11-13 recognise a banana.

    95% of people think we would be less stressed if we rediscovered our passions and interests.

    96% of traders in Selkirk are commited to their town becoming plastic-bag free.

    97% of married or co-habiting men aged 16-69 had only one sexual partner in the last year.

    98% of widowed men are not co-habiting.

    99% of homes have at least one radio set.

    100% of the figures in this metasurvey should be taken, if not with a pinch of salt, then, at least, with a modicum of scepticism.


    Now ....................................................
    Aren't you glad you read ALL that !!!!

    (There are some of them, though, that you just wonder, if that's the people who say/do that, then what the H*ll are the rest of them doing !!!

    Hugs,
    Angela. xx.
    • 871 posts
    August 14, 2008 4:06 PM BST
    very good! lol, most enjoyable.

    i did have to chuckle at 93% tho. its typical human mentality. it should read "93% of drivers think everyone ELSE should stick to the speed limit"

    and can apply to other things like "think everyone ELSE should buy a smaller car" or "think everyone ELSE shouldnt drop litter or fag butts" or "think everyone ELSE should turn house hold appliances off at the plug instead of on standby or displaying some sort of digital clock"

    lol
    • 1195 posts
    August 15, 2008 7:29 PM BST
    Years ago a gent told me "Figures don't lie but Liars figure."
    I enjoyed reading the stats. I wonder what was the percentage of people who fudged on the survey.
    hugs
    Gracie
    • 315 posts
    August 16, 2008 10:32 PM BST

    Amongst others, one that really makes me wonder is ........

    94% of boys aged 11-13 can recognise a banana.

    Just what the h*ll do the other 6% think it is ???? !!!!!


    Hugs,
    Angela. xx.