January 27, 2009 8:37 PM GMT
here are a couple you missed...........
He said,"Two inches more and I would be king".
She said,"Two inches less and you'd be queen."
Priest,"I don't think you'll ever find another man like your late husband."
She said,"Who's going to look?"
Seen on the wall in the ladies room,'My husband follows me everywhere'
Written 2 inches below-' I do not.'
ciao,
Lynn H.