Me and E-J were chatting on msn like we do, and we came up with a nonsense poem.
feel free to add your own if you like


The catfish went to catmandoo
it didn't swim instead it flew
then it found a bone to chew
and bit it right the way through

It really did need the loo
but somehow it just couldn't poo
then it set sale in a little shoe
with a pale but hearty pirate crew

Oh good grief!!!! LOL

I wish i had a fan

but instead i have a can

my friend had a plan

but really needed a flan

Oh wow! my partners a tranny!!!

Her uncle found her quite uncanny!

But I really do see no prob!

At least she int a bloody slob!!!!


LOL

i do declare

i do love Cher.

are you really on a dare?

dont you stare!!!

but i do declare

i dooo love Cher

But her hair!!!!!

do not despaire

she does have flare

its just that bloody awfull hair

oh why oh why dont cats fly
oh why oh why dont fish cry
oh why oh why dont dogs lie

if they got together in a little pigs sty
they could hang their washing out to dry
its not as if they would have to try

but soggy skirts make me sigh
its not as if they swish right by
im off to see the butterfly

first thing at the end the chicken went bleep
so I got out of bed and went to sleep
i got out the bath and took of my clothes
i put on my hat and brushed my nose
i called a taxi to sell an idea
i wanted to go far to somewhere near
it started to rain so i took off my mac
i shut the door and got a front seat at the back
the band struck up and refused to play
so i sat down and walked away

Mary had a little skirt
With a split right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
With a split right up the front

But she didn't wear that one much

Nikki