December 8, 2008 7:47 PM GMT
For your delectation and,where necessary,deep philosophical thinking...............
There is always one way for a husband to have the last word: he can apologise..........
Marriage is so popular because it combines a maximum of temptation with a maximum of opportunities........
Love is the illusion that one man is different from all the others................
A decollete is the trick of being so undressed that you're still considered to be dressed..............
Youth is a wonderful thing....pity it's wasted on children..........
Woman:a refined combination of arsonist and fire-brigade..........
That a woman resists is not always a sign of her virtue-often it's a sign of her experience........
Whoever looks for heaven on earth was asleep in the geography lesson............
If a man wants his wife to listen to him all he has to do is talk to another............
No-one contributes more to the entertainment at a party than those who aren't there.............
Once upon a time the girls cooked like their mothers- nowadays they booze like their fathers.........
God has a sense of humour- how else could he have created mankind?
It's not necessary to contradict women-they take care of that themselves............
Bigamy means having one man too many-monogamy means the same.............
Shall we practice arithmetic? We could add you and me together,subtract our clothes,divide our legs and multiply ourselves..........
A hole is where something isn't(Kurt Tucholsky)
The metre is a measure of length-in angling it represents about 45cm...............
Love is the story of the pursuit of the man by the woman(George Bernard Shaw)
A professor is a person who talks in someone-elses sleep.........
that'll do for now
Have fun
Lynn H.