Reg: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man —
Stan: Or woman.
Reg: Why don't you shut up about women, Stan? You're putting us off.
Stan: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
Stan: I want to be one.
Reg, Francis: What?
Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me "Loretta".
Reg: Wha'?
Loretta: It's my right as a man.
Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Loretta: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!
Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But... you can't have babies.
Loretta: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
[Stan/Loretta starts to cry.]
Judith: Here! I-I've got an idea. Suppose that you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb — which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' — but that he can have the right to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.
Reg: Wh-what's the point?
Francis: Wha'?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression!
Reg: Symbolic of your struggle against reality, more like.

The Video
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!

Hi Suzie,

Thanks for bringing back a fun memory. I'd forgotten this bit - there was so much going on in Life of Brian. (My favorite is Eric Idle's song at the end.)

Best,
Melody

Great post Suzie, Life of Brian's a real classic film & this is another good part, which involves a meeting of the PFJ ( people's front of Judea.



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Anna-Marie

I love the pythons!

Welease Woger!

Nikki

Anna-Marie,

Is that not the Judean People's Front (JPF)? lol.

Surely you mean the Popular Front Of Judea?

Nikki

Are you the Judean People's front??.......FK OFF, we're the People's Front of Judea


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Anna-Marie

This one's a good one

" I have a very gweat fwiend in Wome called BIGGUS DICCUS"


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Anna-Marie

All right I AM the messiah, now.................F*CK OFF!

Nikki