From The Onion...

  • March 26, 2004 7:17 AM GMT
    LOL!! From this week's Onion (www.theonion.com)

    Bush Urges Iraqis To Pass Amendment Banning Gay Marriage

    BAGHDAD—In a private meeting with Mohammed Bahr al-Ulloum, President Bush urged the Iraqi Governing Council president to amend the recently ratified Iraqi constitution to protect the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. "The Iraqi constitution, signed just a few short weeks ago, will usher in a new era of democratic freedom in Iraq," Bush said. "But there are some unlawful and unholy acts that the constitution's original drafters could not have possibly intended to protect." Bush then told al-Ulloum he must act quickly and decisively to preserve his country's most sacred tradition.

  • April 17, 2004 10:48 PM BST
    Funny pictures.

    I won't be there in May, though. Maybe next time.