Hi Girls-

I just wanted to take a moment to urge you to join TW if you're not already member and if you are a member to re-enlist. You can choose to be a TW Regular and enjoy the head turning glances of awe and admiration you'll get when you wear the snappy TW Full Undress Uniform in public or you can opt for the TW Irregulars and remain incognito while wearing "civilian" clothes in public.

No matter which branch you choose you'll receive all the great benefits of full TW membership that Katie has so sweetly and generously provided. However, and not many girls know this, there are additonal benefits to be derived from joining TW. If you choose to become a full member and pay the annual fee of only $59.99 US$ in full within the next thirty (30) days you may be visited by a representative the Tranny Web Fairy Godmother Department (TWFGM Dept).

Yes, one of our own t-fairies, Anapraxia, Urethra or Transie may visit you and bestow the following gifts:

* A full head of thick luxuriant hair in the same color as when you were 20 years old. Real hair, your very own, that you can color, tint or style in whatever fashion you choose.

* Feminine features. Yes, your own face, while remaining recognizably you, will be transformed over night into the face of a lovely and attractive woman without the hassle of painful or expensive surgery.

* Whiter, brighter teeth. Your teeth will be straightened if needed and cosmetically capped to give you a gorgeous and fetching thousand watt supermodel smile.

* A gorgeous feminine figure may be yours, from ripe and voluptuous to slender and athletic or anyting in between. The choice is all yours.

* Size six feet. Yes, imagine fitting into all those cute shoes you could never get into before, well now you'll be able to.

NOTE! Not every girl will receive all of the benefits listed above. Your mileage may vary. In fact some girls may receive nothing at all, especially ones who have been very naughty and you know who you are. Also TW is not responsible for the fact that fairies are well know for being pranksters and for their rather peculiar senses of humor. One poor girl, who apparently annoyed Urethra in some way, received size six teeth and shiny white feet. Don't worry, we made Urie fix it.

With this in mind you may choose to pass on the TWFGM Dept visit and still enjoy the multitude of other benefits being a member of TW can bring. So remember to sashay your way to the homepage of TW with your credit card in hand and get right in the front of the line. No one will say anything, you're a TW Girl, silly.

Hugs, Joni