Girls, I watch the news every morning, like a lot of people. I'm generally very attentive, even while going about my business. However, when it comes to something interesting, or really important, my attention level goes down the toilet.

There was some story about a dude who was locked in the loo for 9 hours at a rugby game. Apparently he was quite drunk, went to the loo, passed out, and, like I said, woke up 9 hours later locked in. He called the cops on his cell for help. His friends never went looking for him because they thought he went home early.

Do I have this right?

Well, Tiina, no, not so much interesting as it was a funny way to start off my Friday! Actually, my wife hates this newscast I watch because she thinks it's more schtick than anything.