The English Ambassador, put his young 6 year old son on the Euro Star at the Garde Le Noire in Paris, with a lable, on his coat. To be met in London by his grandparents.
As the train pulled out of the station in Paris, he made himself comfortable, kicking of his trainers and putting his feet up, when two burly garlic smelling french men came in and sat one either side of him.
Some few minutes into the journey, one frenchman prodded the young lad and ordered him to go to the buffet car and fetch him coffee.
While the young lad was absent from his seat, the frenchman scraped round under the seat and found a soggy sandwich, which he laughingly, stuffed into one of the boys trainers. The boy returned with the coffee and then the other frenchman repeated the order and wile the little boy was treking up to the buffet,  proceeded to stuff a rotten apple in the other trainer. As the train pulled into London, the boy started putting on his trainers, rather intimidated the young lad did'nt want to say anything.
But as they alighted onto the platform, one of the frenchmen noticed the sign Waterloo, and remembering Trafalgar and Waterloo, he was prompted to ask of the little english boy, ''How long do you think us French and you English will carry on fighting'', the little boy started running up the platform towards his grandparents and over his shoulder shouted, ''So long as you keep crapping in our shoes and we keep peeing in your coffee''

This post was edited by Cristine Jennifer Shye. BL at May 22, 2015 4:32 PM BST

Think I messed up, tried to start a new thread, it ended up in here, sorry.

Remember the toes you tread on today might be attached to the arse you have to kiss tomorow.